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Chapter 15: Crawl Out Through the Fallout

Description: Hero Flug/Illegitimate Son AU. Just a few years before retirement, Black Hat received an unexpected visit from an old friend and colleague, who came to offer him his bastard child. In the midst of his anger- both at the child’s existence and his ex returning home after being gone for so long- he turned the baby away, uninterested in raising a child he never wanted. Now, thirteen years later, his bastard child has become a superhero known as Flugmaður, but although the boy is incredibly good at hiding it, Black Hat knows his kid’s life at home isn’t as loving as he pretends it is. Black Hat never wanted a child, but life happens, and now he’s determined to make a respectable heir out of Flug… whether Flug wants to be or not!

A/N: Our best boi Kenning sure as fuck screwed himself over in the last chapter, didn’t he? I think it’s about time we check and see how that shit show is playing out. Oh, and by the way, shout out to @serfuzzypushover for the name of a VERY specific character… it’s been a long time coming, but a fan favorite is finally here! I hope you all enjoy this chapter!

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Kenning: How much money do you have?

Goldheart: 69 cents.

Kenning: Aw, you know what that means! 😏

Goldheart: *Sobbing* I don't have enough money for chicken nuggets. :(

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Chapter 11: You’ll Regret That 2: Electric Boogaloo

Description: Hero Flug/Illegitimate Son AU. Just a few years before retirement, Black Hat received an unexpected visit from an old friend and colleague, who came to offer him his bastard child. In the midst of his anger- both at the child’s existence and his ex returning home after being gone for so long- he turned the baby away, uninterested in raising a child he never wanted. Now, thirteen years later, his bastard child has become a superhero known as Flugmaður, but although the boy is incredibly good at hiding it, Black Hat knows his kid’s life at home isn’t as loving as he pretends it is. Black Hat never wanted a child, but life happens, and now he’s determined to make a respectable heir out of Flug… whether Flug wants to be or not!

A/N: Me, a serious writer: *Puts THAT as the title* Despite all the angst I write, I still do/say stupid ass shit like THIS… I don’t know what to tell y’all except that I’m dumb but still having the time of my fucking life. I’mma just post this a few hours early today; consider it an early Halloween gift to everyone! Please enjoy (and read the warning, please)!

[WARNING: Pretty severe child/teen abuse in this chapter of the fic, with a teen (Kenning) getting slapped incredibly hard across the face, and it's in pretty graphic detail. There's also quite a bit of emotional/verbal abuse, so reader discretion is advised.]

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Chapter 12: Welcome Home

Description: Hero Flug/Illegitimate Son AU. Just a few years before retirement, Black Hat received an unexpected visit from an old friend and colleague, who came to offer him his bastard child. In the midst of his anger- both at the child’s existence and his ex returning home after being gone for so long- he turned the baby away, uninterested in raising a child he never wanted. Now, thirteen years later, his bastard child has become a superhero known as Flugmaður, but although the boy is incredibly good at hiding it, Black Hat knows his kid’s life at home isn’t as loving as he pretends it is. Black Hat never wanted a child, but life happens, and now he’s determined to make a respectable heir out of Flug… whether Flug wants to be or not!

A/N: Me, smacking myself with a broom: Stop! Making! The! Chapters! So! Damn! Long!

So, quick note; I’mma start posting these on Thursday Night/Friday Morning instead of the Friday Night/Saturday Morning that I was doing before, as that just seems to be working better for me as of late. Also, another reminder that I’m now employed, and although nothing has caused me to fall behind on writing yet, please be aware that I may have to go on hiatus at some point due to my new job. I hope you'll forgive me for that, should it happen! Please enjoy!

[WARNING: There are two puking scenes in this chapter. One is very short-lived and not very detailed, while the other is longer and has quite a bit more detail. Viewer discretion for those who are squeamish is advised.]

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Chapter 9: Patience is a Virtue (a Virtue You Don’t Have)

Description: Hero Flug/Illegitimate Son AU. Just a few years before retirement, Black Hat received an unexpected visit from an old friend and colleague, who came to offer him his bastard child. In the midst of his anger- both at the child’s existence and his ex returning home after being gone for so long- he turned the baby away, uninterested in raising a child he never wanted. Now, thirteen years later, his bastard child has become a superhero known as Flugmaður, but although the boy is incredibly good at hiding it, Black Hat knows his kid’s life at home isn’t as loving as he pretends it is. Black Hat never wanted a child, but life happens, and now he’s determined to make a respectable heir out of Flug… whether Flug wants to be or not!

A/N: Oh, I’m sorry, did you guys think this was a HAPPY fic? It’s not, at least not all the time; I’ll squeeze in the fluff where I can, but you’d best believe the angst I have planned for this fic is built to destroy you all from the inside out. >:3c ((Please don’t kill me for my shitty Spanish use in this; it’s called depending on Google Translate and praying.))

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Chapter 8: It’s Hard, Being the Adult

Description: Hero Flug/Illegitimate Son AU. Just a few years before retirement, Black Hat received an unexpected visit from an old friend and colleague, who came to offer him his bastard child. In the midst of his anger- both at the child’s existence and his ex returning home after being gone for so long- he turned the baby away, uninterested in raising a child he never wanted. Now, thirteen years later, his bastard child has become a superhero known as Flugmaður, but although the boy is incredibly good at hiding it, Black Hat knows his kid’s life at home isn’t as loving as he pretends it is. Black Hat never wanted a child, but life happens, and now he’s determined to make a respectable heir out of Flug… whether Flug wants to be or not!

A/N: This chapter is only Kenning and Demmy, so I’m sorry for that. Don’t worry, everyone’s favorite demonic dad will be back in the next chapter, but I wanted to have more development/scenes between Kenning and Demmy before shit hits the fan next chapter. And no, I will not elaborate on what that shit is.

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Chapter 6: Demented but Stable

Description: Hero Flug/Illegitimate Son AU. Just a few years before retirement, Black Hat received an unexpected visit from an old friend and colleague, who came to offer him his bastard child. In the midst of his anger- both at the child’s existence and his ex returning home after being gone for so long- he turned the baby away, uninterested in raising a child he never wanted. Now, thirteen years later, his bastard child has become a superhero known as Flugmaður, but although the boy is incredibly good at hiding it, Black Hat knows his kid’s life at home isn’t as loving as he pretends it is. Black Hat never wanted a child, but life happens, and now he’s determined to make a respectable heir out of Flug… whether Flug wants to be or not!

A/N: Happy birthday to everyone’s favorite scientific disaster boi; Flug! As a special present to him and to all of you, I’ll be posting this chapter today instead of waiting until tomorrow (y’all are still waiting until next Saturday for the next update though because… well, Mr. Writer needs time to write more chapters). Also, I’ll be turning twenty-one in five days, so I’ll be of legal drinking age by the time the next chapter comes out! Hurray!

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Chapter 10: Of Cookies and Epiphanies

Description: Hero Flug/Illegitimate Son AU. Just a few years before retirement, Black Hat received an unexpected visit from an old friend and colleague, who came to offer him his bastard child. In the midst of his anger- both at the child’s existence and his ex returning home after being gone for so long- he turned the baby away, uninterested in raising a child he never wanted. Now, thirteen years later, his bastard child has become a superhero known as Flugmaður, but although the boy is incredibly good at hiding it, Black Hat knows his kid’s life at home isn’t as loving as he pretends it is. Black Hat never wanted a child, but life happens, and now he’s determined to make a respectable heir out of Flug… whether Flug wants to be or not!

A/N: This fic is a happy, colorful pinata and I, the writer, am a thirteen year old birthday boy whose parents just announced their divorce.

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