Alright, who wants to hear about a kind of dark Trollan-related thought that’s been running through my mind the past several weeks?
Nobody? Too bad, I’m talking about this anyway.
(Okay, so I had a post about this earlier, but I thought about it some more and decided it should be reworded, so the original’s gone now. Hey, got nothing to lose, the thing didn’t have notes anyway.)
My view on Trollans are that they’re generally kind-hearted, whimsical people that are very deep in their magic-related beliefs, sort of a middle ground between the goofiness of the ‘83 versions and those mysterious, god-like Overlords from Classics. Despite them being generally good, well, like just about everything, there are dark elements that slip through the cracks, and in a magical society, there’s bound to be spells and curses that are forbidden for any Trollan to use.
I came up with one based on how Trollans view their faces as private and sacred things that should never be shown to anyone save their true love...
The Trollan Face Snatching Spell.
Basically, it’s when a Trollan steals your face.
That’s already horrific in of itself (if you’ve watched Avatar: The Last Airbender... well, you remember Koh the Face Stealer), but to a Trollan it’s beyond horrific--it’s violating, it’s blasphemous! Only a complete monster would use such a spell!
If the facelessness wasn’t enough, victims of the spell tend to end up as soulless puppets controlled by the caster of the spell. The body may be alive, but that person is dead. Oftentimes, since the face is destroyed after removal and cannot be restored, the victims would have to be mercy killed.
Naturally it’s one of those things where the Overlords and their various councils (i.e. Crimson Council), would shut that information away into some ‘Forbidden Spells’ vault, so that no one may ever use it. Nobody wants a Trollan that would steal the faces of their enemies willy-nilly and end up creating an army of faceless and mindless zombies.
(Actually that’s just the sort of thing I’d have the Unnamed One do if I was writing a MOTU story, and it’d be the thing that’d keep his minions in line-- “You like your face, don’t you? It’d be such a shame if you lost it.”)
It’d be one of the few spells that Orko would never want to learn. Especially after hearing about the time that Uncle Montork witnessed it in action.
And thus, that’s my weird thought.