I'm back baby ! @greywizard-reporter-jim - Tumblr Blog

hi is there like a union of small wizard blogs? how do i find other small wizard blogs? if you run one please shoot me a message! i'd love to follow you

sewi-li-suwi

wait wait wait i have a better idea. if you're a small wizard blog, then rb this with like a small description or dumbass comment! with luck we can get a chain going,, i'll update my pinned message with each new addition

greywizard-reporter-jim

Hoping it catches on !

blobof-ink

Babe wake up, the opposite of submissive and breedable just dropped...

Hello reporter Jim, I have a story for you that could make the front page.

I'm listening

annoyingfeministbitch

fitspiration-messages vs actually-loving-messages by ronnie ritchie

herbs-and-kisses-deactivated202

THIS THIS THIS

spherewolf

When I was 13 I went for a checkup, and the doctor prodded me in my jiggly belly and asked if I ever exercised. It was clear she thought the answer was no. I responded that I ran cross-country on school days and took dance classes 5x a week.

You can exercise a lot and still not have the body that people associate with “health” or “fitness”. Sometimes you’re just built the way you’re built, and that’s okay.

siegemastervorx

Embrace yourselves. And do not be cruel about the shapes of others.

the-haiku-bot

Embrace yourselves. And

do not be cruel about

the shapes of others.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

biglawbear

So I went to read the Kids Online Safety Act, thinking that it couldn't possibly be as bad as what people are making it out to be, I mean I'm a lawyer and expert in statutory interpretation, it can't be that bad, right?

Oh no. KOSA IS that bad. It will literally eradicate queer people online.

The bill says that a "covered platform" - broadly defined as "anything on the internet a minor might use" which is literally the entire fucking internet- has a "duty" to protect minors from anything that might harm them, including "sexual exploitation" and other undefined terms

It also gives state attorneys general the ability to sue to enforce it.

So here's exactly what's gonna happen:

Wacko republicans, as they've been doing with increasing force this year and last, are going to sue any and every website in existence, saying that the mere existence of LGBT people online constitutes sexual abuse of minors. And websites are gonna be so afraid of not doing the most that they'll just axe all LGBT everything.

Like. Republicans have been calling all LGBT people groomers and child molesters for years. The lead Republican literally admitted this bill will be used to attack trans people.

This bill is BAD bad. I'm appalled that democrats are lining up behind what is clearly a republican Trojan horse to eradicate LGBT people from the entire internet.

Call your senator

obstinaterixatrix

Cosponsors of S.1409 - 118th Congress (2023-2024): Kids Online Safety Act

this is a list of senators who have cosponsored KOSA; under 'Give Feedback on This Bill' there's a link that lets you get the contact of your senators and representatives pretty easily. if your senator's a cosponsor, tell them to cut that shit out. if your senator's not a cosponsor, tell them to keep not being a cosponsor.

catbirdseat4u

➢ Traction please.

cannabiscomrade

So Arizona launched an “education hotline” that allows “concerned parents” to report “””critical race theory””” and other things like ~gender identity~ being taught in the classroom

It would be a shame if the number and email were spread to bad actors looking to prank call the AZ Department of Education

602-771-3500 or empower @ azed .gov 🤡

Horne said two staff members are sorting through the calls, and two investigators are working on credible leads.

yeah-yeah-beebiss-1

and for the love of god, don’t just spam it with memes or le funny shrek jokes or whatever, they’ll just hang up

make plausible-sounding reports for things that don’t actually exist, so that they actually have to waste time/resources investigating false leads - the goal is to waste time they would otherwise be using to do their jobs, not to get tumblr clout for being an epic troll

neko-setsuka

So apparently the internet article said the superintendent wouldn't be deterred by the prank calls because they would 'taper off eventually'. It'd be a real shame if this post stayed in circulation via queues so they get a consistent list of prank calls to filter through. 😇

wafflels

i scheduled this like a month ago

ive never scheduled anything i wonder if this works

hi future me :D

Hey greywizard-reporter-jim. what’s vore

What the hell why'd you call me a whore :(

home-sheepo

REBLOG to fuck a WIZARD

IGNORE for PENIS CURSE

johnthedragon

I ain't taking any risks with no penis curses...

gavamont

By the way guys, you’re supposed to be shipping these wizards that I conjure up in my posts. I’m shipping Snake Staff Wizard with Worm Staff Wizard. I’m also shipping PVC Pipe Wizard with Wrapping Paper Tube Wizard. There’s a lot of great possibilities.

ratazom

Just imagine........

maidenless

?

greywizard-reporter-jim

💀

the-gnomish-bastard

Just built a cannon designed specifically to launch goblin children. The goblins will of course be wearing suicide vests strapped with unstable warp stones. Now, not only will they explode on impact, they will also warp anything in a 5 meter radius into the Astral Plane.

You all laughed at my abundance of goblins in my dungeons. I have weaponized them beyond understanding. The cannon has a range of 1.25 miles. Fear me.

Some of you may be asking “why didn’t you just use warp stone as ammunition instead of using goblins to carry it?” You wanna know why? Because it’s fucking hilarious. I now shoot screaming explosive goblins. I am having so much fun.

greywizard-reporter-jim

@goblin-witch

@goblinstunts

@thegoblinmarketofficial

@wizardgoblin

@goblinwithartsupplies

@justagoblinboy

@goblinpaladin

@goblinposting

wizard-eater

Pov you fucked up

#vore

ratazom

@concoctionboy longer-term tests are in. There is zero evidence of chemical dependency on carbonation in ooze homunculi, but 40% ( with a 0.5% confidence interval) showed clear signs of abuse to the point of clinical significance, so there's hope that I could still hook an ooze market. Maybe I need to lace the carbonation with something. The point is, I think this is a profitable market, thank you for your assistance.

faery-wizard

zanta-is-feelin-some-kinda-way

@wizard-council-bureaucrat

is this an actual problem RN?

wizard-council-bureaucrat

Right now??? Right NOW?!

This has been a problem since about 15 minutes into the first The Wizard Council when all 9 wizards on the council broke off to start their own council

greywizard-reporter-jim

You guys fired me and everything went to shit. Just saying.