I don't want to do all the work to get drunk on my own, I need someone to tell me when to drink and what to drink, so that I can't even question if it's the right choice. Tell me when to take shots and hits, so that I don't even notice when I'm blacked out because you keep giving me booze. You care for me, so why should I stop drinking? You care for me, so why does it matter if I can't walk straight anymore? You care for me, so I can just let loose and wet my pants, it doesn't really matter anyways, here, have another shot. Until I'm so drunk I can't get up anymore and you can use my sloppy body however you want.










