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Title: The Forehead Ribbon Proposal ❤️
Universe: Canon Divergence
P.1.: It was supposed to be a joke, Jiang Cheng thought sourly. He didn't really expect that his chaotic man-child of a shixiong to fucking propose to fucking Lan Wangji of all people as a result of said joke.
P2.: Wen Ruohan, touched by a passionate display of true love, immediately orders his second son to plan the two lovebirds' wedding in Qishan.Wen Chao discovers his inner talent in wedding planning. Wang Lingjiao and Wen Zhuliu gets roped in as his assistants.Meanwhile, an older brother instantly learns how to use resentful energy to protect his baby brother from lecherous fiends, a concerned father tries to keep his adopted son from being murdered in his sleep and a young Sect Leader is wondering why the fuck is he still there.Alternatively, Wangxian, the Wedding.
P.3: A collection of one-shots right after Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji's wedding in Qishan.
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"You might want to ask: How did the spoiled, arrogant, womanizer son of Wen Ruohan's ended up as a successful wedding planner?
"Well, it started ten years ago when a certain Yunmeng fucker publicly proposed to a certain Gusu fucker, to quote our legendary wedding planner."
Wherein WWX's marriage proposal changes the future of the cultivation world for good including WR's decisions and WC's heart.
The words ‘Please forgive me for forcefully taking your chastity’ were still ringing in their ears.
"Now, now, no need to condemn the two young ones. They're both currently in the age when the blood runs too hot and influence their young minds. I mean, all of us here had passed the same stage, right? There's nothing wrong with giving in to the desires of your heart and body now and then." Jin Guangshan smiled, brightly. He got a look of contempt from the youngest Sect Leader.
'Slut,' Nie Mingjue thought, disgusted.
'Virgin,' Jin Guangshan thought, disparagingly.
In which there’s a forehead ribbon proposal, then a shotgun wedding organized by the wedding planner/Marriage Counselor!Wen Chao, who eventually gets kicked out of the Club of Unrepentant Villains for becoming a good person and becomes the God of Marriage and Childbirth instead. Also, Wen Zhuliu becomes a cook somehow, LQR a Hot Daddy, and Wangxian get a sex-ed from Jin Guangshan (yes, you read that right).
Read for: A crazy wild ride with excellent humor, LQR getting his beard shaved off for the second time, and seeing WRH become a writer of sappy romance novels inspired by Wangxian's young love!
