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I have no idea why I searched for Dramione smut today, or anything Dramione related, but I did and I found the most SALACIOUS and INCREDIBLY HILARIOUS smut fic. Do yourself a favor and read it. Art by @artfleureia
“Hermione Granger and the Quest for the Perfect Penis” by ChaosAndCrumpets on Archive of Our Own
https://archiveofourown.org/works/35241715?view_full_work=true
NFWMB by Hozier x Hannibal fanfics
.....I’ll let you figure out the results...
Spicy comic sketches 🔥 Full uncensored drawings ONLY on patreon.com/rgbcn Join to get access to my private spicy art channel on discord. Some details of different comic sketches I did for my spicy club last year. Can’t show you more here 😝 #forscience Happy Wednesday! . ♥️ Get my drawings and wallpapers joining my club! . ⚠️ Please don’t use, copy, edit or repost my drawings without my permission. Share on stories is very appreciated! thank you. . 💬 I have a public discord if you want to join! . #rgbcn #shamy #bigbangtheory #spicyclub #comicsketch https://www.instagram.com/p/CLHgiywjFLm/?igshid=u0l3yp5hw561
Left or right?! • Stumbled on these and felt I needed to grab them, ya know in the name of science of coarse • Probably would have passed if they were at retail but figured worth a shot for $40 • #forscience https://www.instagram.com/p/CGEK81AAhRY/?igshid=j0i8gsaf9rps
For Science, Update coming soon (About time right?)
“Oh, Rao.” Kara started to pant like a dog while Lena bit on her neck. Her hands make quick work to unbuckle and pull Kara’s belt loose. The noise of the zipper echoes in the laboratory, followed by a long hiss from Kara’s teeth. Lena palmed her gently, stroking the underside and gasping at the heavy twitch against her fingers.
“Hope, set the lab status to Do Not Disturb and turn on Redsun, number 23,” Lena commands.
“At once, Miss Luthor.”
Startled by the computer assistant, Kara takes a step back, blinking through the beam of redlight flooding in from above. “Number 23?” Kara echoed, sighing at the numbing effect of the lamp. “How many are there?”
“You’ll have to just wait and find out.” Lena plucked the cracked, but still intact, sample cup from Kara’s hand, then sank to her knees. Lena could see how Kara’s legs were shaking and she soothes her hands over them. “Do you want to sit down?”
“No! No, this is good,” Kara breathed, staring down at her with shocked wonder. “You installed redsun lamps for me?”
Is it too much to ask Jungkook to paint his nails black? 🥺
Parents rush to the hospital every day after their kids swallow toys. To calm their fears, six brave doctors swallowed Legos for science.
Legos are always up for travel. Sometimes, they head all the way to space, as in The Lego Movie 2: The Second Part. More often, Legos voyage through the homes and yards of the kids that play with them. But sometimes, they travel into the kids themselves. But parents shouldn’t worry. Legos go right through the body in just a few days. A group of physicians confirmed that. They swallowed Legos — and checked their poop to confirm the toys made a successful journey.
It’s not too surprising that a kid might end up snacking on a random Lego brick or two. The toys are tiny and candy-colored. When a child eats a brick, though, parents rush to the hospital, terrified that their kid may suffer a Lego-induced demise. Tessa Davis can calm their fears. She is an emergency pediatrician — someone who treats medical emergencies in children — at Royal London Hospital in England. She’s one of the physicians who downed a Lego — for science, of course.
“It’s actually really common,” Davis says. “We see at least one child a day swallowing something they shouldn’t have.” The most common swallowed items are coins, she says. But anything left lying around — such as a Lego — is in danger. Most of the time, unless the object is sharp or toxic (such as a battery), it will just go right through the child and come out the other end.
No matter how much Davis has tried to reassure parents, though, they kept worrying. So she and five other doctors decided to do the ultimate test. They each swallowed the head of a Lego figure. Why a Lego head? “Lego heads are a standard size,” she says. The doctors wanted to make sure they ate the same thing.
“We all swallowed one at the same time of day and then waited to see if it came out,” she says. Without chewing or seasoning, the doctors gulped the toy parts down like pills.
Then they waited. Each doctor kept a poop diary. They tracked how often they pooped and how hard their feces were when the toy eventually came out. Everyone took care to eat a normal diet. (“Corn would have just confused the results,” Davis notes.) Then the doctors collected their poop and hunted for a familiar-looking yellow smiley face.
That meant digging through their own poo. “Everyone used different techniques, chopsticks, forks,” Davis says. “Some people put it into Ziploc bags and squished it around. Just finding [the toy] was important.” Dedication to science is one thing, but Davis admits that poking through her poop wasn’t “the most pleasant few days of my life.”
Luckily, the doctors didn’t have to dig through too much doo-doo. Of the six Lego heads that went in, five came out again within three days. One doctor, however, never found his Lego head. “Most likely he wasn’t good at looking [for it],” Davis concludes. “But it’s possible in 10 years’ time someone will find it up there.” Davis and her dedicated poop-poking colleagues published their findings November 22, 2018 in theJournal of Pediatrics and Child Health.
“Every parent has that moment when their child could have swallowed something and they panic,” notes Brian Crandall. He leads science activities for elementary-school kids at Mad Science of the Mid-Hudson in Goshen, N.Y. Crandall also knows about swallowing things for science. He was involved in a study where a scientist swallowed a whole shrew, just to find out if ancient humans could have eaten the small animals. Crandall will neither confirm nor deny that he was the scientist who swallowed the shrew, but he notes, “I’m a little envious of the Lego heads. Come on, that’s easy. Swallowing meat that you’re not used to eating is a lot more challenging.”
It may not be a shrew, but Crandall notes that the Lego head study is very reassuring. “I’ve printed out a copy,” he says. “Children are such amazing creatures. No matter how many times an adult can say to a group of children, ‘please don’t put that in [your] mouth,’ there’s a certain percentage that are just going to put it in their mouths. And now’s there’s a study saying it’ll go through.”
Davis uses the study in the hospital, as well. “I keep a Lego head on my hospital bag and show them” — to calm their fears, she says. (Don’t worry, it’s not a Lego head from the study.) After all, now she has science on her side.
When Legos are this candy-colored, they do look awfully tasty. Warner Bros. Pictures/YouTube
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