#foye

[randomtwinkinthetomb]

Foye: Remember! Curiosity killed the cat!

Baye: Yes, but you forget that satisfaction brought it back. So yes, Zhang Rishan, go find out if that thing can catch fire!

Foye: You're a bad influence.

Baye: And you don't know your sayings.

[lacommunarde]

Hello! For the WIP ask game, I'll ask about DMBJ - A Certain Someone is Alive and Well and Teaching at Med School

Thank you for asking!

A Foye-is-still-alive fic set mostly during Reboot! It also features an implication I got which might or might not be accurate from the miluotuo around the Zhang Family Ancient Pavillion.

He faked his death became a PI in a lab studying genetics. He got his interest in genetics, both trying to find a way to escape the changes he's been feeling since the Greatest Tomb Robbery in History / Zhang Qiling + M9 Tomb Robbery/Siguniang and trying to find out various things about Zhang family genetics. After he helps Schodinger's brats go through "it," his body tries to die on him and he, Zhang Rishan and Huo Daofu get to try to stop it from becoming... I'm playing with the implication that when they die qilin blooded Zhang become miluotuo unless they are buried in the Zhang Family Ancient Pavillion. He, Zhang Rishan and Huo Daofu came up with a way to hold off the changes with medicine. After they figure out a way to, he fakes his death.

And then, with the experience he gained through finding out about what his genes were doing, and that it very much resembles various types of cancer, and working with various biology departments in universities and institutes, he moved over into doing research and training/teaching a bunch of mentees through their PhDs and postdocs. (He has Opinions on gene editing programs from trying to put his own through them).

He worked at the university Liang Wan got her degree from. It happened by accident that she came tolearn at his department but he was intrigued. She still follows him in alumni magazines and journals. And has his email. Zhang Rishsn does not because it was deemed too dangerous.

Then Liang Wan and Zhang Rishan get a call from Huo Daofu about how Wu Xie's dying from cancer and the changes he's undergoing actually resemble the changes Someone was going through, because Zhang blood and death. And that now a certain Zhang Qiling knows, despite Wu Xie trying to hide the changes.

[januaryisnotanartist]

DMBJ ft. Blackadder (incorrect quotes part 08)

"Right, now here's the plan. When he offers me the swords... I kick him in the nuts and you set fire to the building and in the confusion, we claim a draw."

[forerussake]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

It’s winter and Zhang Rishan is limping. It’s not too noticeable, but it’s there. Zhang Qishan thinks it’s fine at first, that his lieutenant will be better in a few days. He thinks it’s fine, but then the temperatures drop even lower, and the younger Zhang keeps looking uncomfortable, keeps fidgeting, keeps shifting about. It’s winter, and his lieutenant is in pain, and Zhang Qishan resolves to find out why.

Why is his lieutenant hurting, and why does the sight of him hurting make Zhang Qishan’s chest ache, make him want to turn the world upside down to make it better just so he can see his lieutenant smile again?

[destimushi]

你不知道的张启山的50个秘密 50 Secrets You Didn't Know About Zhang Qishan

Translated from the original post here Thanks to @traineecryptid for the collab and edit! Others: Mystic Nine, Hei Xiazi, Chenpi A Si

1.张启山爱他的夫人。

Zhang Qishan loves his wife. 

2.张启山一直不知道原来自己有一个同辈的兄弟。

Zhang Qishan never knew he had a sibling of the same age [1].

[1] Original text says “generation,” but since all siblings are already of the same generation, I am assuming this meant the same age. This is purely translator speculation.  

3.张启山的年纪不比张起灵年纪大。

Zhang Qishan is not older than Zhang Qiling.

4.如果不是家中传下来的古籍资料，张启山对于自己父亲辈分以上的长辈近乎一无所知。

If it weren’t for the information in the ancient texts passed down from his family, Zhang Qishan would have known nothing about the elders older than his father’s generation in his family. 

5.对于张启山的来说，唯一珍贵的东西就是他夫人的遗照。

To Zhang Qishan, the only thing he treasures is his late wife’s photograph [2]. 

[2] Specifically the coffin/funeral portrait. 

6.张启山会老。

Zhang Qishan ages. 

7.张启山最终还是没有配成“三连响”。

In the end, Zhang Qishan was still unable to find the “three consecutive rings. [3]”

[3] Foye’s bracelet is called the “two consecutive rings” and from where he excavated it, he believed the bracelet came in a pair and had been searching for it ever since.  

8.张启山自己也说不清大院里的那尊大佛的来历。

Zhang Qishan himself can not explain how the large buddha statue in his yard got there. 

9.没人知道张启山的夫人被葬在哪里，但张启山追妻所点三盏天灯所得之宝都是陪葬。

No one knows where Zhang Qishan’s wife is buried. However, all the treasures he acquired when he lit the Sky Lanterns while pursuing his wife were buried with her. 

10.张启山不是“史上最大的倒斗活动”的领头人。

Zhang Qishan is not the leader of “the largest tomb raiding excavation in history.”  

11.张启山是“史上最大的倒斗活动”的发起者。

Zhang Qishan is the initiator of “the largest tomb raiding excavation in history.” 

12.张启山记忆力很好。

Zhang Qishan has a very good memory. 

13.张启山无后。

Zhang Qishan does not have any heirs. 

14.张启山府中的老老少少都姓张。

Everyone working in Zhang Qishan’s manor has the last name Zhang. 

15.张启山的直觉很准。

Zhang Qishan’s intuitions are very accurate. 

16.张启山下斗的伙计都是自己带出来的。

All the people who go tomb raiding with Zhan Qishan are trained by him. 

17.张启山的家族依然保留着某些张家本族的传统。

Zhang Qishan’s family still preserves some of the native Zhang family’s traditions. 

18.张启山没有奇长的手指。

Zhang Qishan does not have the peculiar long fingers. 

19.张启山的心思缜密，对于一件事情他一定会严格按照自己的步骤来。

Zhang Qishan is very cautious. Everything he does must strictly follow his own set of steps. 

20.张启山有强迫症。

Zhang Qishan has OCD. 

21.张启山是老九门里除了齐铁嘴以外行事最低调的人。

Other than Qi Tiezui, Zhang Qishan is the most low-profile out of Lao Jiumen when doing things.

22.张启山可以为了达到目的而不择手段。

To achieve his goals, Zhang Qishan will do whatever it takes. 

23.张启山从不去烟花之地，他不屑。

Zhang Qishan never visits a brothel. He has too much disdain for them. 

24.张启山的口味很刁钻，但他不挑食。

Zhang Qishan has very specific tastes, but he is not a picky eater. 

25.张启山忠心。

Zhang Qishan is loyal. 

26.张启山喜欢猎犬，但没有像吴老狗那么痴迷。

Zhang Qishan likes hounds, but he’s not as obsessed with dogs as Wu Laogou. 

27.张启山一共寻找了369个‘张起灵’后才找到正主。

Zhang Qishan found 369 “Zhang Qilings” before finding the correct one. 

28.张启山的母亲是长沙人。

Zhang Qishan’s mother is from Changsha. 

29.张启山讨厌优柔寡断的人，他觉得这样的人成不了大事。

Zhang Qishan does not like people who are indecisive. He feels like these kinds of people cannot achieve big things. 

30.张启山不欠别人，同样的别人欠他的也一定会讨回来。

Zhang Qishan never owes anyone anything. Similarly, he will definitely collect on anyone who owes him.  

31.张启山是一个工作狂。

Zhang Qishan is a workaholic. 

32.除了工作，张启山几乎没有什么业余爱好。

Other than work, Zhang Qishan doesn’t really have any other hobbies. 

33.张启山讨厌有残缺的东西。

Zhang Qishan does not like “incomplete” or broken things. 

34.张启山不喜欢抽烟。

Zhang Qishan doesn’t like to smoke. 

35.中日抗战胜利后，张启山并没有多开心。

After China won the Second Sino Japanese war, Zhang Qishan wasn’t actually all that happy. 

36.张启山闲假之余最爱干的事儿就是找齐铁嘴喝酒。

When Zhang Qishan has free time, his favourite pastime is to find Qi Tiezui and drink with him. 

37.张启山盗墓不分对象。

Zhang Qishan does not discriminate against the tombs he raids. 

38.张启山的盗墓技术其实不是老九门里最牛的。

Zhang Qishan’s tomb raiding skills are not the best in Lao Jiumen.

39.张启山心里其实很尊敬张起灵。

Zhang Qishan actually respects Zhang Qiling very much in his heart. 

40.张启山不太爱听戏。

Zhang Qishan does not really like watching opera .

41.张启山不会唱歌。

Zhang Qishan cannot sing.

42.张启山通晓许多古籍文字。

Zhang Qishan is well-versed in many ancient texts. 

43.张启山建功无数，但是有多少是给他人带来痛苦的他已经记不清了。

Zhang Qishan has countless achievements, but he can no longer remember how many of those have brought others pain. 

44.张启山对二月红的歉疚还是有的。

Zhang Qishan still feels apologetic towards Eryuehong [4].

[4] Apologetic and guilty as if he owes him.  

45.张启山看重名誉和面子。

Zhang Qishan cares very much about his reputation and face. 

46.张启山大男子主义。

Zhang Qishan is chauvinistic. 

47.张启山有一把配枪，一直被存放的很新。

Zhang Qishan has a gun [5], which has always been stored and cared for as if it were new. 

[5] Specifically a gun that is issued to him, possibly by the military.

48.张启山养了许多马。

Zhang Qishan has raised many horses. 

49.自从从军后，张启山常年都是一身军装。

Ever since entering the military, Zhang Qishan had worn his military uniform all the time. 

50.张启山的一生都投入在与战争、政治打交道和寻找长生不老的秘密之中。

Zhang Qishan’s entire life has been spent in war, political dealings, and the search for the secret to immortality. 

[justpostsyeet]

Face of a man who's done with his best friend.

1935 colorised

[timofsimland]

Naomi: Yeah … and this one is 5th level in Sales, Maintenance and Work Ethic

[randomtwinkinthetomb]

Foye: What is the one thing I told you not to do?

Zhang Rishan: Burn the house down.

Foye: And what did you do?

Zhang Rishan: I made dinner.

Foye: ...

Zhang Rishan: ...

Foye: ...

Zhang Rishan: And burnt the house down.