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franki-hufflebean-foni replied to your post:

I am so confused. I love you, beanie!

Anon, you are confusing my friends, come back and explain yourself!

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franki-hufflebean-foni:

what a cute dream about beagles! I love my beagle. My beagle is cute. I always give her kisses.

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My Bestest Bean Wrote A Wedding Speech:

Dear friends and family that have gathered here today to celebrate the union of two great beings. I know that normally the best man gives a speech, but since we live in an alternate universe that is every Christian politician's nightmare, where not only is gay marriage legal, but also marriage to plant and vegetable matter, and the groom, Mr Tree, doesn't actually have a best man, because he is inanimate, I thought it only fitting that I give a speech. Yeah, I know you didn't actually want a speech, O, but I wrote one that one time that I was brushing my teeth, so be quiet. Octavia Kelly is one of the greatest people in the world. She is brilliantly clever with creativity AND sciencey things, which is amazing, like once, she maths tutored...I KNOW, talk about a genius! But not only is she gifted intellectually with the power of numbers, she is also a good friend. I remember first meeting Ocy, thanks to our mutual friend Hayley, who, believe it or not, refused to be the Cuddlepie to my Snugglepot and O's Toaster. She wanted to be Applepie. In hindsight, this was probably not a bad thing, but as an 8 year old, I was livid. Nevertheless, we all overcame our nomenclature related differences and became friends. Many a recess I was Cleo and they were other characters and sometimes we would play Saddle Club. Those days are fast stuck in my memory. But then we went our separate ways.My communication with Ovaltine in the following years was largely few and far between, owing to the fact that Ethiopia didn't have internet, and I refuse to actually remember O's real address, but once I got with the times and made an email, we started our friendship as if it had never stopped. I remember when O first told me about fan fiction (which I thought was fiction she wrote for her fans...I wondered how she had fans. And if that was what fan fiction was, wasn't every piece of fiction actually fan fiction? I know better now, of course.). I remember hearing about her unfortunate love life. I remember arriving back in Australia, and having a friend to come to church with me every Sunday.O and I had many a great time. She introduced me to basically everything that has come to define my life. Harry Potter, Doctor Who, Sherlock, Monty Python and the Holy Grail. remember when we RPed Percy Jackson on Tumblr. She was there for me when my heart was broken, and I was there when she wrote A Very Disney Musical.I fondly recall stalking Chris with O, and the many midnight skype chats we had about random things. I often look through my computer at the many scripts we wrote for FNOS, or the Frankie and O Show, before we even knew that Harrison Ford would give us the money to make the show (he's old, it's easy to con money out of old actors. Just tell them that the Force demands it of them and these are not the droids they are looking for). We had many a good time with Sowmya, talking about random fan girl things, and awesome sauce. Our time as friends wouldn't have been complete without Andrew, of course. We were like brilliant fireflies, in our youth, we were spectacular! For goodness sake, we fought off the swarm of heaven descending bees with the Sword of Gryffindor! Or so Lauren thinks.Of course, we wouldn't be here today, celebrating O and Tree if it hadn't been for the great Doctor Who Take Over Plan of 2011, which basically entailed me kidnapping Nathan Sykes, and using him for ransom to take over Doctor Who. Somehow, this plan worked, and while Nath refused to marry me afterwards (something about some chick named Arianna Grande?), we successfully launched Rupert Grindt as the Doctor, and made lots of money. After becoming super rich, we created our own show, FNOS, where we now interview celebrities, show Oscar award winning films by me, and feature regular animal science segments to make the general public more aware of the important issues of life.When O first met Tree, I knew she would never be sad again. Tree and she have so many things in common. Leaves, wood, roots, birds that nest in them. I know that they will be so happy together, and she can come over and tell my children, William and Alfred, all about their Aunt Aly's adventures in China, pretending to be a man to join the army, where she fought off the Mongol horde, and saved Prince Shang...to whom she is now married.So let us pick up our champagne flutes filled with sparkling red cordial, and toast a beautiful union and my greatest bean. To OUI-VLETEEN!And now I would like to sing a song in tribute....to David Tennant. Also O, but mainly David Tennant. AAAAAND I WILL WALK 500 MILES, AAAAND I WILL WALK 500 MORE,JUST TO BE THE MAN WHO WALKED A THOOOOUSAND MILES TO FALL DOWN AT YOUR DOOR,DA DA LA LA LA(DA DA LA LA LA)DA DA LA LA LA(DA DA LA LA LA)DUN DALA LUN DA LUN DA LA LUN DUN DUN

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Bed Time

Even though my birthday finished 11 minutes ago, I am pretty happy

Got presents and lots of happy wishes and nice feelings warm and fuzzies :3

I'll just pretend that mother didn't happen for a day

Thank you all, I love you all!

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Guess What?!?

Today is franki-hufflebean-foni's birthday! Go give the cool bean some cool birthday wishes :D

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I tagged you in a questionaire! You can find it on my page :) Have a lovely day!

This confused me so much because it’s a pleasant message but I read it in a passive aggressive sarcastic voice and I was so confused and offended for no reason. 

Rule 1: Post the rules

. Rule 2: Answer the questions the tagged asked you, then make some new ones.

Rule 3: Tag some people and link them to your post.Rule 4: Let them know you tagged them

1. If you could get a tattoo, without any kinds of pains and the possibility of removing it without problems – what would you get and where would you put it?I am actually planning on getting a tattoo eventually. I would want it on my right ankle (kind of reminiscent of my Series of Unfortunate Events phase that is really more of a lifestyle. I didn’t want it on my left ankle though in case it becomes a cult classic and I decide to get an eye on my left ankle.) Anyway… I would want my trademark/logo thing on my right ankle. It spells Ocy. Probably just the creepy invertible face thing though, not the Magic Wishes caption. Haven’t decided quite yet. 

2. What is your earliest memory?I feel like it has something to do with a slide…

3. Would you rather have the ability to fly or to breathe underwater?Probably breathe underwater. I feel like it would be more useful and less conspicuous. 

4. If you had the chance to visit three places of your choosing – which ones would it be and why?America, because I have friends there and I could do a road trip thing and see the people I know and their friends and have road trip music like in Saving June. Also because of Broadway. I do not think I could go to America and not see a musical somewhere…Japan. It’s always somewhere I’ve wanted to go because it seems so ridiculous how so many crazy people can be in the country with their different styles of crazy. Like those people who are really devoted to their robot dogs and they have robot dog shows. I’d just like to experience their clichés. Antarctica. Always wanted to go to Antarctica ever since I learnt about Douglas Mawson at school. Was it weird that my favourite part of that story was where his feet were so frost-bitten that the bottom of the foot literally detached and his boots filled up with blood? 

5. Star Trek or Star Wars?Star Trek. Although I am not really against Star Wars, I was just never really a fan. Not really a huge fan of Star Trek by my own standards either, I just feel it’s more my thing than Star Wars is. I don’t really have a massive bias for or against either of them. 

6. You could have dinner with anyone you want (dead, alive or fictional) – who would you pick and why?Roald Dahl. I do not feel like I need to explain this further.  

7. A book that influenced you most?That is a really loaded question. I really do not know how to answer that. I’d probably have to go with the Mel Beeby series, Angels Unlimited by Annie Dalton. I do not like the writing style and I found the characters quite immature when I first started reading the series but I just love the series so much and it’s something that I’m really connected with. I tried to build a RP around it once because the one thing that I really disliked about the series was that the main character was so self-absorbed that we didn’t learn much about anyone except her, her best friend and two of her guy friends. I don’t even like the main character. It’s the same with Skulduggery Pleasant and Dance Academy. It’s kind of funny how it’s the series that I feel has impacted me the most but it is also probably the most infuriating series I’ve ever read. 

8. A song that describes you?My Deadly Rabbits by the Nymphs.  

9. Is there something that lies heavy on your heart?Can you find someone that doesn’t have something heavy lying on their heart?  

10. If you could live in a book, which one would you choose?Why are you asking me such difficult questions! This is painful. I would love to say a Roald Dahl book or Harry Potter or something like that but I really do not think I’d survive. The only book that I think I would survive self-insertion in would be the Mel Beeby series. That’s because people usually die before they become characters or they don’t even know the angels are there. I’d probably get really pissed off if I met any of the characters from the books though because I just really do not like them. THEY LIVE IN HEAVEN AND THEY GO SHOPPING AND EAT MUFFINS AND GO TO THE GYM AND IT SEEMS SO SHALLOW AND IT PISSES ME OFF THAT THE SHALLOWNESS TRANSCENDS THE FUCKING AFTERLIFE. There, I said it. 

11. Ice or Fire?Song of

My Questions: 

What is your favourite colours and how does it make you feel?

What is your favourite cartoon character?

Is there a song that makes you cry whenever you hear it?

Favourite 80’s movie/movies?

Is there a book, film or TV show that is popular and you passionately believe it should not be popular?

Do you have a preference when it comes to the size and shape of your eating utensil and/or crockery?

Is there one exotic animal that you wish you could own but cannot because it is illegal?

If you were to become famous, what would you least want to be famous for? (Arthur Conan Doyle style)

What is your opinion of Marilyn Monroe?

What is your favourite musical and favourite musical number from it?

What film experience made you decide that it was better to have low expectations of upcoming movies rather than having your high hopes dashed to pieces?

People I am Tagging

Franki-hufflebean-foni

Playwrightongallifrey

Runtisgruntle

My-automatic-soul

She-grabbed-my-coconuts

Yougobilbo

Fearedmistakes

Reckoner42

The-banana-paradox

Justtouchedawkwardly

Itswaypastourbedtime 

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franki-hufflebean-foni replied to your : EACHES IT’S CLIMAX DOOSH DOOSH DOOSH, IMAGINE THE 20TH CENTURY FOX THING AT THE START OF A MOVIE, OKAY? RIGHT SO THAT HAPPENS AND NOW I ASK MY QUESTION IN A BIG BOOMING VOICE!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I NEED LOTS OF EXCLAMATION MARKS TO ADD EMPHASIS TO HOW BIG THIS QUESTION IS, THAT IS WHY I USED A LOT. OKAY: SO WHAT I WANT TO ASK YOU IS THIS: IF YOU WERE CONFRONTED ON A BEACH BY A DROMEDARY, WOULD YOU RUN AND HIDE, OR WOULD YOU ASK IT FOR A RIDE? OR WOULD YOU CALL IT GERTRUDE? THAT’S ALL.

It’s a legitimate question though, if you think about it. How would you react? Would you be surprised to find one on a beach? would you take in your stride? would you assume it’s name? would you assume it would talk back? thought provoking that…

It is not a legitimate question, it is simple a question. I cannot say how I would react because I would be in a different mood and mindset on the beach than I am now and if I suddenly found myself on the beach in my current state I do not think I would be wondering so much about the dromedary than wondering how I got there and where I was.

I would not call it Gertrude. That's just... Rude. 

Why would it talk back? I am not Eliza Thornberry. I always thought you would fit that role better, even though you are the older sister. Does Aly talk to animals? Thought provoking, that is...

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EACHES IT'S CLIMAX DOOSH DOOSH DOOSH, IMAGINE THE 20TH CENTURY FOX THING AT THE START OF A MOVIE, OKAY? RIGHT SO THAT HAPPENS AND NOW I ASK MY QUESTION IN A BIG BOOMING VOICE!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I NEED LOTS OF EXCLAMATION MARKS TO ADD EMPHASIS TO HOW BIG THIS QUESTION IS, THAT IS WHY I USED A LOT. OKAY: SO WHAT I WANT TO ASK YOU IS THIS: IF YOU WERE CONFRONTED ON A BEACH BY A DROMEDARY, WOULD YOU RUN AND HIDE, OR WOULD YOU ASK IT FOR A RIDE? OR WOULD YOU CALL IT GERTRUDE? THAT'S ALL.