Lesson: Never offer to give drunk old people a ride home. . After painting at @waystonewargaming , I decided to go to The Fraternal Order of The Eagles to watch the rest of the Super Bowl and eat dip. . Nate was there. I love his ass. He was my cosigner when I got my membership at The Eagles and we haven't seen each other in damn near a year! We embraced and ate shitty dip with cheap drinks. . Then an old couple got so...well, drunk, that as Eagles, we had to take them home. #duty . In my car... . And do you know that they had the nerve to bitch about my driving?! Like, I gave them a free ride and I do NOT DRIVE LIKE A MANIAC. . So lemme tell you what JC Brazil did. She pulled over, turned around and started yelling. Was she sober? Yes. . Allow me to reenact my OLD PEOPLE DIATRIBE: . " WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE TELLING ME HOW TO DRIVE WHEN YOU ARE SUCKING UP *MY* GAS, *MY* HEAT AND *MY* MONEY TRYING TO GET YOU HOME SAFE?! GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY CAR! I DONT GIVE A FUCK HOW OLD YOUR UNGRATEFUL ASS IS! THERE IS THE SIDEWALK. OUT." . Everyone, including Nate, was silent. I turned off the ignition. Suddenly, money was in my hand and Nate was helping the old couple out. After helping them up the stairs, he returned and offered to buy drinks at the @thetinhatbarandgrill as an apology. . "You know, Jada. You are a straight shooter...and the first person in The Order to tell them off. I haven't laughed that hard in ages. Lemme get this round and 'thanks'. I doubt they will pull that shit again." . I felt bad, but the laughter was genuine. And the Martini was superb. This is just an Eagles adventure I wanted to scribe. Seattle can be weird sometimes but hilarious. . #Seattle #superbowl #fraternalorderofeagles #drunkoldpeople #Ballard #barculture #divebars (at The Tin Hat) https://www.instagram.com/p/ColsxKxr3u98QdhM66Sos8AFOpJSwGOtXhN1ZE0/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=