#freak thoughts

[probablyalilweird]

The idea of a doctor pushing your hips back down as they insert whatever tool into you and saying "I need you to stay still for me okay?"

[gracie-the-devious]

I need more fics where the ED doctors defend front desk staff!reader from angry patients. This is purely self indulgent because I am a front desk worker in a family clinic and being yelled at is a daily occurrence I can't imagine how bad it must be in the ED where patients are going to be way angrier and more desperate. btw the official name for the front desk staff in hospitals, clinics, EDs, ect. is Access Coordinator. Also the people at check out.

[svllendoe]

just the thought of alastor's fingers reallyyyy gets me going.. freaky though incoming, but walk with me please.

i just thoroughly enjoy the thought of alastor abruptly shoving his fingers in your mouth to shut you up. or if you simply have an oral fixation and it soothes you to suck on them.

alastor himself is a freak, in every sense of the word and i stand by that, so i truly don't think he'd find it all that appalling (when it comes to the right person, of course)

side note; they're just really long and dexterous and he has claws and and and

[v-ternus]

Something something… dew jerking off with aether kneeling in front of him ughhhhhh….. cumming all over his face…. making sure to get him nice and messy… maybe kneeling down to lick his mess up then spitting kissing it into aether’s eager mouth. Yeah. Yup. Sure.

[spideronyx]

God (/queer) should create more evil women to beat me up and obsess over me

[punishedcrow]

"ice ice baby" but it's "ass ass rabies"

[hoesand40s]

I just wanna do that remote control vibrator date idea but your all boring 😩

[ceecee-dreamz]

When y'all bring each others inner freak out & play well together