Signs based on people I know
Aries: Loud laughter, kind of self-conscious, cannot keep a secret, high-key bitch, low-key trash talks family members.
Taurus: Loud as fuck, a dead ass monotone voice, cannot spell, for some reason eats everything she is served, yet complains about everything related to food, won't make anything except for pasta herself tho.
Gemini: Fun people, easy to talk to, kinda air-head, but manages, good at driving.
Cancer: The biggest bitch I've met so far, kind of funny, tells too many stories, always guilt-trips the whole family, always sick (faking it), never listens.
Leo: Not as loud as one would think, rather emotional and soft spoken, unless angered then there's no stopping, once threw a book at me because I told her to get the charger herself.
Virgo: I honestly don't hear what they're saying, always speaking so low, doesn't master any languages, good at criticising others, god forbid you correct them tho, biggest flirt I've ever met.
Libra: Laughter is beyond control, doesn't always know what's going on, a good mixture of liberal and concervative, hoe for creative things.
Scorpio: The biggest two-faced bitch I've ever met, will yell at you for one thing, and say she accepts you for who you are in front of other people, doesn't understand anything if people aren't doing what she so clearly forced them to do, nothing is ever good enough.
Sagittarius: A really bad mix of funny and boring, will make you laugh, though think she's the funniest, does not care about your opinion of her, she will come for you if she disagrees.
Capricorn: The most hardworking person I have ever met, always positive and cheerful, never delayed any work ever, knows everything, and can fix everything, best multitasker out there.
Aquarius: A good laugh, will always listen to you and will never ever say that you are weird for it, has tried every type of drug there is, every sex position there is, if you need some stories, ask this person.
Pisces: The biggest liar on the whole world, will deceive you for your love and trust, will straight up lie to you and your friends, will never show up when you need them to be there.