Jun 15, 2014
I think I just fell over at the 'knotting' bit oh my god. I can just imagine those looks of horror
Pete and Joe look at each other then can't look each other in the eye for a week
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I think I just fell over at the 'knotting' bit oh my god. I can just imagine those looks of horror
Pete and Joe look at each other then can't look each other in the eye for a week
Sorry all I keep thinking about is this big black pit bull wondering around a venue with a little tiny brown French bulldog and they just keep sniffing peoples butts
That is so amazing and enough people know it's them so they're just like JFC guys go away and Pete n Joe think they're fucking hilarious gawd and Patrick's like don't make me get the leashes I swear I will
Patrick thinks it's funny to blackmail Joe and Pete with videos of them snacking on peanut butter. Just a 30 second video of the both of them smacking their lips and Patrick giggling in the background
The worst part is sometimes they aren't even in their dog form
Joe and Pete actually met during the full moon when they both got picked up by the pound and were put into the same kennel where they accidentally woke up tangled together and Joe is a blushing stuttering mess which Pete think is kinda adorable and they're kinda attached at the hip afterwards
Kenny's laying in his bunk and he hears a whining by his ear and he opens the curtain and blinks as he sees a French bulldog sitting right in front of him, shaking slightly and his ears are back and he whimpers and oh yeah - there's a thunderstorm outside. Joe paws at kennys hand and his ears fall flat on his head as thunder booms again and he whines and he's so fucking scared right now.
Aaaaww and Kenny scoops him up, calling him a fucking baby but settling him on his chest where Joe butts his head at Kenny's neck before going to sleep. Kenny woke up to a clear sunny morning and a giant jewish man crushing his ribcage
Joe decides to spend a day on panic!s bus while they're travelling but.. It doesn't end up working well. He changed to a French bulldog by accident and gets bored very quickly. And then he gets quite energetic. He runs from one end of the bus to the other, panting and barking loudly and moving like the speed of light and goddammit Joe.
and Kenny can't shift in the bus he wouldn't fit so he just plays with Joe with the hopes of wearing him out but by the time Pete comes around to get him Joe bounds up to him just as hyper as ever while Kenny looks exhausted.
"What did you feed that fucker?" Kenny asks and Pete laughs, picking Joe up and Joe yaps and tries to lick at his face
Okay, bison!kenny and Frenchie!joe is my new favourite thing like oh my god. I need more of these drabbles XD
THEY WOULD BE O CUTE LIKE SHIFTING FOR THE FIRST TIME TOGETHER AND KENNY KINDA STOOPS HIS HEAD DOWN TO SNIFF JOE AND JOE SNIFFS BACK BEFORE JOE MAKES THAT CUTE SNORTING HEAD-SHAKE THING DOGS DO AND YAPS AT KENNY WHO STARTS A LITTLE. THE REST OF THE NIGHT JOE JUMPS AT KENNY AND NIBBLES ON HIS YEARS AND TALE AND KENNY JUST TAKES IT AND LUMBERS BEHIND WHEREVER JOE GOES AW