#friendlyshrub

[mathprofessorquotes]

I don’t believe in real numbers anymore.

Linear algebra professor

[marioclash]

friendlyshrub replied to your post “i just shit for the first time since monday”

How does that make you feel

i feel like i weigh less

[silenthill]

@friendlyshrub replied to your post: breaking news

Tell them to square up. Y'all meet behind Brookhaven hospital and duke it out

i love sesel and also know i can squat them with ease she'd die.

[zazzixthegreat]

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Tagged by friendlyshrub.

Nickname: Eeeeh... My mom calls me Angel Boy. Manager at work calls me Double A. One person calls me Red. So not really any consistent nickname Gender: Male Star Sign: Leo Height: 5′8″ Age: 21 Hogwarts House: Ravenclaw Favorite Color: Hmmmmmm purple? Time Now: 3:06 AM Average Hours of Sleep: If I don’t get 12 I will kill a person. I don’t usually get 12. Last Thing I Googled: Address of Reuben’s Deli (Best sandwiches in Atlanta) Favorite Fictional Character: Bee from Bee And Puppycat Blankets I Sleep With: The most fluffiest and softest and comfiest of blankets. But just one. Any amount of things covering me past one blanket is unacceptable. The case could be made for other naked people, but only if the room is goddamn frigid because people are too goddamn hot to sleep with. Favorite Bands/Artists: ... ... I mean.... hmm This would take too long. I’m going to go with I’ll Make A Man Out Of You from Mulan. That’s my favorifffffuuuuck wait no. Prince Ali from Aladdin. ooorrr.... No yeah Death of a Bachelor is my favorite song. Except for like I mean Ok just. Here. http://zecrazzie.tumblr.com/muzak Problem solved. NO WAIT

AAGOOOONNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Agony is my favorite song. Because of Chris Pine. Chris Pine is my favorite musician. Dream Trip: A world without mosquitoes. Or I’d really like to bike across Ireland. Job: Barnes & Noble at Georgia Tech When Did I Make This Blog: I didn’t, Brandy did because she hates me. Then she gave it to me and I stayed here for the rest of my life. Follower Count: 213 Clickbait blogs and 6 human beings. Post Count: 12,614 When Did My Blog Reach Its Peak: Like two years ago when I went to Spain for a couple weeks and I made a post about their Oreos being wrong that got like 1k notes. Why Did I Get Tumblr: Because Brandy hates me and just wants to watch me suffer. Also because I’ve been meme trash my whole life and this is my true calling. Do I Get Asked On A Daily Basis: It’s been three thousand years Why Did I Choose My URL: Crazzie has been my screen name for like ten years, I figured it could use more Zs. I tag.... uuuhhh.... who.... wants me to tag them? Shrub tagged me so... hmmm mutuals I don’t know... @adventures-of-alice, @cyborgsphinx, ... I think that’s all the mutuals I don’t already know.

[zazzixthegreat]

Make a list of five things that make you happy then pass this on to the last ten people who reblogged from you

Five things that make me happy...I made a list of my five favorite things a while ago for a friend, I think it’s still mostly right, but since then I’ve seen the light and will therefore be adding Chris Evans to the list.Chris EvansBoobsNapsJimi HendrixMint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream

[amess-art]

Make a list of five things that make you happy then pass this on to the last ten people who reblogged from you

Thanks!! I will okay:

1. My best girlfriends stylinurges and angryfairiesclub

2. Watching TV shows/movies/youtubers/listening to music  I love 

3. People inviting me to things!!!!! Being noticed or appreciated at all

4. Drawing well

5. Playing video games

[zazzixthegreat]

How can you DIY an exorcism?

I’m sure there’s an app for that. But failing an app, I’d think there’s a wikihow for it. But that’d probably be less reliable than an app. And that’s not to mention Youtube, which I’m almost certain would be the least reliable source possible. Frankly I think you’d be best served piecing together the most frequent tropes of literary exorcisms and just homebrewing your own freak pseudo-religious amalgam of fictional exorcising practices. If you decide on that route I’d suggest sticking to mostly older literature, I’m sure there are databases of works that could help. More recent media may be too engrossed with tropes itself, but I’m sure there are frequent themes to learn from - even if not actually put in practice.

[zazzixthegreat]

Rules: Repost and tag 10 people you want to get to know better. Tagged by brittland33


Name: Austin


Nickname: Only my brother calls me Aus, some of the internet calls me Crazzie or Unsane, but really everyone just goes with Austin. I missed my chance to be Jaime, so whatever


Birthday: Aug 16, ‘94

Star sign: Leo

Gender: Male

Height: 5’ 8″


Sexual Orientation: I like pretty people


Romantic orientation: I do not know.


Favourite color: Red


Time and date at the current moment: 5:02pm, Monday March 30th, 2015

Average hrs of sleep: Uh.... Imma go with like 10-14


Lucky number: 256


The last thing I googled: Nearest sporting goods store - I need a pump for my soccer ball.


First word that comes to mind: Word


One place that makes me happy: Anywhere that serves me food


How many blankets do I sleep under: One. There is only one. There will only ever be one. One is the maximum and minimum number of blankets. To propose that I sleep under any different number is tantamount to treason and you will be prosecuted as such.


Favourite fictional character: Varrick, Legend of Korra


Favorite famous person: Chris Evans

Celebrity crush: Chris Evans


Favorite books: Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy


Favourite animes: Cowboy Bebop


Favourite tv shows: Game of Thrones, Newsroom, Avatar: The Greatest TV Show Ever Made, Avatar: The Second Best Cartoon Ever Made, 


Favourite musician/band: Gorillaz 

Favourite games: Dark Souls 1&2, Windwaker


Last movie I’d seen in the cinema: Big Hero 6, I may just never go back. Nothing will ever be as good as Big Hero 6.


Dream Holiday: Beach, hammock, and lots of beer, grilling every night, with the beach all to myself for a mile on either side and for many many days


Dream job: Animator for Dreamworks


Wearing right now: Sweats, red hoodie


Last book I read: Republic of Thieves, 3rd book in The Lies of Locke Lamora. Highly recommend the entire series.

10 people i wanna know: I don’t... even follow that many people. I think? Hold on lemme check. Ok they’re in the tags.