#friggin weirdos

[goatskickin]

tropical cookin + burping isn't that funny guys 😒

[dat-solas-tho]

Got tagged by @sopml to do this cute picrew, thanks for tagging me!

In order of appearance is my inquisitor Lyrith Lavellan, my extremely pale sleep deprived ass, and (for the other two I decided to do characters of mine from ESO) my altmer magwarden healer Angehdrel, and bosmer stamwarden dps Lyrunen

Again I don't wanna bug anyone that doesn't want to do this, so anyone that decides to do it feel free to tag me so I can see your OCs!

[ontheseconddayitrained]

this picture of my family examine my mom's foot infection looks like a straight up Renaissance painting

[vaguesomethings]

Today a customer wanted me to steam caramel syrup, an entire can of red bull, and hot water together. It smelled like a holiday air freshener. Later on a woman ordered a fruit smoothie with every single fruit flavor in it. About 20 minutes later I got a call from her husband complaining that it was the worst thing he'd ever tasted. When I told him what she ordered, he sighed and admitted she was supposed to just ask for wildberry. I dunno there's no point to this story people are just strange.

[vongolefujute]

(txt) So, This Jason friend of yours...what's the best way to get into his pants?

[Text] Io non capisco

[Text] Ha sbagliato numero

[Text] :3c

[itsacaceedactyl]

Just had the weirdest make-out-and-chat-for-three-hours with an old friend sesh.

What even is my life?

[nonverbalspell]

I'm so horny, sexy lady

That's not exactly my problem. And you definatly did not have to tell me.