#barista things

[gerardways-piss-kink]

Can I have ONE week where I'm not going insane because of this bullshit ass job?

[doctorsabedoria]

My Girlfriend's Art

[anywayhereswonderwhale]

when you only have 5 minutes to decorate the coffee grinder bag, you write a stupid dad-pun and draw a stupid clip-art werewolf

[littlemiss-stardust]

[digit4lslut]

sometimes when i’m at work i can tell if a customer is sexy by their order

[elle-the-bard]

If you’re a barista and have a customer who tries to get you to play along with his “I like my coffee like I like my women” bit, try responding “roger that, with no cream for you.”

Hope this helps. 💖

[bi-olent-little-cowgirl]

I like making pretty drinks at work🥰

[seokwoosmole]

So I'm a barista at a (for anonymity's sake) undisclosed coffee shop where I can basically make whatever drink and name it whatever I like.

But if you ever order a refreshing beverage called the Summer Breeze, know there's a tiny chance it might have been created by your neighborhood Fantasy