But being serious for a second, am I the only one really hoping Trump stays the whole term? Because if he dies or goes to jail or something, we just get Vance instead. And yeah, Trump is a piece of shit and undeniably doing damage, but Vance is dangerous. Like, actually dangerous. Vance is capable of becoming a dictator, because he's got the brains to go with the fascist tendencies. So while y'all are watching his golfing streaks and hoping that means he's headed downstairs, I'm here praying for the longevity of a man I hate. Because the alternative is SO much worse.











