#from tyler

[disassociationnation-blog]

psa

leave multipleparts alone and stop being mean!!!! they weren’t meaning to do anything bad and all you being mean are gross and jerks so stop it

-tyler

[fanfiction4geeks]

Interrupted (Harry Potter)

This was requested by anonymous. Here was the request: Hey! I’m here to ask you for a request, can it be where you and Harry are in your guy’s room getting it on and one of your kids walks in? Thanks

Oh, and I wasn’t sure what pronouns to use for the reader so I tried my best to make it gender neutral!!  but the gif is gay because I’m gay as hell, and it was the first gif I found that more or less fits the story so win win

Harry walked back into the bedroom and closed the door after having finally put your kids to sleep. He sighed, sitting on the foot of the bed. “It seems like they’re harder to calm down every night.” He breathed out tiredly. You put the book you’d been reading down to crawl across the bed and sit cross legged behind him. “That’s because children smell fear.” You tease and begin to massage his tense shoulders. He hums appreciatively and leans back into you, laying his head back against your shoulder. This consequently leaves his neck within perfect reach and you debate for a moment before leaning down slightly and trailing small kisses near his jawline. He tilts his head to the side silently granting permission and you smile against his neck before beginning to nip and suck at the skin, creating a love bite and causing him to groan quietly. “Babe, the kids are just a room over.” You state as the thought crosses your mind with no real intention of acting upon it. “They’re asleep, don’t worry.” He assures and you take that as a final confirmation, moving from behind him and he lets out a small noise of protest that’s immediately silenced when you’re standing in front of him attaching your lips to his and pushing his shoulders back towards the mattress and straddling his hips. His hands find the hem of your shirt and begin pulling it up and you disconnect your lips to pull it off the rest of the way. You begin unbuttoning his shirt, taking your time with each button purposely drawing out each movement. “You’re such a bloody tease.” He said and moves his hand to the back of your neck to pull your lips back to his, when suddenly there’s a knock on the door and it’s swinging open, revealing your nine year old son and six year old daughter standing beside him. “Oh, they’re wrestling, let’s go back to our room.” Said the younger, closing the door and you heard two pairs of footsteps receding. “Damn it Harry,” you began and playfully slapped his cheek. “I thought you said they were asleep.”  He offered a guilty smile and you rolled your eyes before kissing him again.

[fanfiction4geeks]

SHOEY

I see you Nadia

Once upon a time

Joey and Shane did the nakes and had all the good time but tHEN Connor Franta walked in and got sad because jonnor5ever so Connor ran away then Joey ran after him and Connor was all like “Joey wtf put some clothes on” and Joey was all like “Connor I love you” then Shane was there and he said “Joey I thought I was SPECIAL” and cried then Daniel showed up and whisked Joey away because they’re boyfriends and then Connor and Shane got married because they both love Joey and then Joey and Daniel got married and all the gays got married and rainbows all over the world

The end

I just realised that this is the first thing I’m posting on this accountI hope this was the best first impression I could have possibly left on all of you

[wethestormers]

Awwrrr mate the Poet fic is my favourite so far like the whole idea of the cliché being quite beautiful I feel is like extended metaphor for the whole fic(?) I don't know if that makes sense outside of my tired mind but anyway, I loved it. It made me feel all warm and fuzzy and I literally had to put my phone down to laugh at the dorkiness and take breaks between reading the cute

AW you sweetheart thank u!!! I've honestly got no idea if that was the big theme or not bc this was originally gonna be posted separately but still!!! thank u sm!!!

[wethestormers]

there was a me who wanted to fuck will farquarson after and before your imagine, the thirst has grown

THE THIRST HAS NEVER LEFT ME AS U CAN PROBABLY TELL (haha thank u so much tho my sweet)

[wethestormers]

That will imagine jusy made me choke on my popcorn oh My GO D.

wow nice didn't know writing oneshots could literally asphyxiate people (lmao thank u lots bab!!)

[wethestormers]

I was supposed to go to sleep and am now writhing in sexual frustration at the will Fic oh no thank you Tyler 😭👏

ya that's right WRITHE UNDER MY POWER (thank u very much my sweet friend I do not deserve such nice things)