(817): Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
(1-817): You weighed it?
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(817): Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
(1-817): You weighed it?
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(709): ...But I'm still alive. And that's the main thing.
(616): Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
(586): I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point… But played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
(978): IS "NO" AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW