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[banquo-and-macbeth]

The Nations of Calorum I know the Bulb is supposed to be a reference to a light bulb, but I have this headcanon where it appears like a bulb of garlic in the sky.

[madlabgames]

⚔️ CALORUM: The TTRPG Setting Where Food Fights Back!

Adventurers, the Plate is broken! Welcome to Calorum, the continent where everything—the land, the water, and every single inhabitant—is made entirely of food. This is no fairy tale; this is the Age of the Bitter Remnant, a world shattered by war and facing a terrifying, inescapable threat: Accelerated Spoilage. Your character is a piece of food fighting political betrayal and spiritual decay.

Forget your elves and dwarves—it’s time to play a Rogue made of ripened Fructeran grape or a Paladin dedicated to the purity of the Bulb.

🗺️ Chapter 1: The Shattered Plate

Calorum is a massive continent built entirely from foodstuff: you travel on bread-crust roads, sail on the Chili Sea (where the water burns with spice), and avoid the toxic, frozen wastes of The Freezer. Our central crisis is the horrific Sugar Scar, a magically irradiated crater that cleaves the land, constantly buzzing with unstable arcane energy.

👑 Chapter 2: The Age of the Bitter Remnant

Twenty years ago, a catastrophic conflict—The Calamity—destroyed the central Concord and created the Scar. Now, power is held by warring factions in a high-stakes cold war:

The Bulbian-Proxy Axis: Led by Vegetania's theocratic Bulbian Church and their client state, Ceresia. They preach purity and seek to wipe out all "unholy arcana."

The Salty-Sweet Compact: A powerful alliance between the new Candian Monarchy (led by Milk Chocolate Monarch Milco Le Roc) and the Dairy Islands (merchants, port owners, and notorious pirates). They seek to control the volatile magic of the Scar for profit and power.

The Meat Lands: An isolationist nation driven by fear of the Scar's contamination, sealing their borders and relying on primal strength.

🙏 Chapter 3: Faith and Philosophy

The war is spiritual as much as it is political, driven by three dominant, conflicting faiths:

Bulbian Doctrine: A strict, ascetic faith focused on Purity and Preservation. They view the Sugar Scar as divine proof that sugar is the root of all chaos. Followers of the Bulb perform daily preservation rituals like brining and waxing their bodies to fight decay.

The Sweetening Path (Candia): A vibrant, decadent, and expressive faith. They believe concentrated sweetness is crystallized joy and that magic is meant to be cultivated for pleasure and defiance. They worship the Sugar-Plum Pantheon and view the Bulbians' asceticism as a denial of life.

Primal Ancestry (The Meat Lands): The faith of the Beastlords (Great Cow, Great Boar, Great Hen) focused solely on Survival through Sacrifice. They view all southern politics as soft and doomed, relying on physical endurance and the sacred ritual of curing meat to resist the inevitable rot.

🎲 What’s Next?

We're currently developing the custom 5e content, including 15 new Subclasses (like the Path of the Great Beasts Barbarian), Custom Spells (Tallow Slime, Candied Grip), and the Calorum Monster Codex (Bulb Creeps, Bacon Wyverns).

Let us know in the comments: Which faction would you swear allegiance to—the Purist Bulb, the Decadent Sweetening Path, or the Primal Beastlords?

[thestalkerbunny]

Something about all the riding mounts in The Ravening War being little guys makes me think they just make like pokemon noises.

And nubby little legs. Probably the LEAST intimidating steeds

And How do they fucking SADDLE these things? Usually with riding animals with sort of lumpy backs-like CAMELS-you either put the saddle behind or in front of the hump (OP has ridden a camel, I preferred the back of the hump). What do you do when your body type is literally YAM like?

[sugarplumdone]

what nation in calorum would you least prefer to be part of?

Candia

Ceresia

The Meat Lands

The Dairy Isles

Vegitania

Fructara

Voting ended onJun 5, 2023

[pixelpurr]

i made some acoc ocs :) ids under the cut

(rbs > likes!)

[ID: The first image is of a brown-skinned Ceresian person based off of challah, with legs stanced apart and holding a large challah knife surrounded by milky cereal magic. They’re wearing a sailor uniform, and a little bandana on their head. Their hair is made of challah, and two small braids by their hairline come down to form one big braid that flows past their body as if blown by wind. They have brown eyes, and their expression is a bit cocky, smiling. Their right leg is a prosthetic, and is made of a slightly darker challah than their hair. They have a bracelet on their left wrist, with a Star of David charm that looks like there’s a bite taken out. Written beside them is “Chana Becker- Challah, Chewish, wild magic sorcerer, weapon master.” On the other side is “they/she/he” and there are two pride flags, the trans flag and the bi flag./End ID]

[ID: The second image is of a green-skinned Black woman, a Fructeran based off of a kiwano, looking slightly to the right with a very neutral expression on her face. She has darker green Bantu knots, and has two long twists tucked behind her ears framing her face. She’s wearing a dark green cloak with lighter green spikes, and a light yellow dress with a fancy pattern on the bottom and long sleeves. She’s holding a cane in her left hand, and a yellow book in her right, holding it up to her chest. There is a small strawberry cat beside her, pink with black seeds, and green leaves around their neck like a lion mane. Written beside the woman is “Kiwanne Coulombe- she/they, 54, Ranger 8, Priest of the Bulbian Church”. Written beside the cat is their name, “Fresca”. There is also a very small family tree drawn beside her, showing her parents- a cucumber and a honey bear- herself and her sisters- another kiwano, a sugar kiss melon, and a honeydew melon- and her sister’s daughter, a cantaloupe./End ID]

[papayathesecond]

I'm happy that Jet could find a use for Thad

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[thebastardjetrocks]

So in ACOC is Johnny Appleseed just a real horny Fructeran or what?