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the anon who does not know how to ask

Are you sure you're that anon? You might be the smart anon. Though I suppose we're all different anons at different times.

#frumcord stuff #asks #Pesach #Arba‘a banim #My genius intellect thinks it's pomegranategolem #But it's been wrong before.#I mostly gave up on guessing the anons.#But i also sent one that wasn't guessed yet #So... I win? I suppose?

have you ever heard of you on kazoo

me on kazoo that sounds like drugs

https://youtu.be/YAm6KIpzZUk?is=A_-vMh53SHYUbA6U

#my asks #ask games my friend plays with me #anonymous #frumcord stuff

Consider the coconut,

The what?

#asks #frumcord stuff #moana #Make way! Make way!

Kazoobie Kazoos, America's foremost kazoo manufacturing facility, is located in South Carolina. They have a small attached gift shop and museum, including a short video on the history and invention of kazoos. The people in this video are all played by kazoos with googly eyes glued on, and the video is played before guests are invited to tour the kazoo factory. Does kazoo still look like a word to you, or has it become a mere assemblage of letters?

(ID in alt)

Anyway, the answer is that it barely did in the first place. I'm sorry, Kazoo, but I can't kazoo. Hope you can understand that.

#asks #frumcord stuff #i again doubt it's actually kazoo.#however kazoo is following me now #thus they will see this. probably. possibly.#suppose i could tag her or something #but eh. who cares.#words words words

Choose your ideal Rabbinical soccer team

Problem: I don't play soccer and do not plan to start strategizing for how that would work.

Solution: I'm going to cheat. Like, really cheat.

In one of my favourite books, Hexwood by Diana Wynne Jones, there's a machine with the role to run through given scenarios in simulated reality. Well, it's more like it's bending reality. An important point is that it can bend the universe and people's perception and memories if needed, but it doesn't really overrule a person's free will.

Basically, it's a machine that puts people into situations to watch what happens.

Anyway, that was a preface to how it was originally activated supposedly to create the ideal soccer team from historical figures such as King Arthur and Julius Caesar. But we later find out that the clerk who said that was lying, and he actually asked for hobbits on a grail quest. He was disappointed, however, because there were zero hobbits and he was demoted to almost an NPC.

In short, I'm going to try and create my ideal rabbinical questing party. As I said, I'm cheating. It's all in the spirit of the Bannus.

Anyway, the problem with that is that I barely ever played role-playing games. So I'll have to be a bit handwavey there as well. But I like RPs way better than soccer.

Rambam: healer. Also knows all the laws straight and back. He's a bit of a rationalist, which can be a downside, and the alternative is Ramban, whose more of a mystician. But I'm closer to Rambam in many ways, so I'll take him.

Resh Lakish: pretty much the only rabbi I could think of that could supply brawn. We're talking about a bunch of scholars, after all. Resh Lakish, however, is well acquainted with fighting physically.

Ra’aba: the Ibn Ezra could be a great addition, I think. A cutting tongue, expertise in poetry... I suppose in DnD he might be a bard. Sure, he claims to have bad luck all around, but I'm sure he can do well.

I really want to have someone from the Tosafot area, but I think my empty slot right now would need a wizard or something. While all rabbis could fit this to a degree, a Kabalah scholar might be preferable. And so:

Rabbi Yehudah haChasid: a prominent figure among Hassidut Ashkenaz, an ancient movement from the Tosafot era that's unrelated to the modern Hassidut. They have their own branch of Kabalah, I believe, which is mostly apparent in Shir haCavod (An‘im Zemirot) and Shir haYichud. Important to note that he's not actually related to the Churva synagogue, that's a long and somewhat odd story. Willhe get along with Rambam and Ra’aba? I hope so. Not sure how Resh Lakish will react to the whole deal.

But hey, this is just my cobbled together answer for the question nobody asked. If any of my followers has an answer to anon's actual question, or even to the question I chose to answer, please say it!

#jumblr #judaism #asks #Jewish asks #Rabbinical soccer team #rabbinical questing party #jewish fantasy #Rambam #Resh lakish #Ibn ezra #Rabbi yehudah hachasid #Hexwood #Bannus #Cheating #Frumcord stuff #Probably.

I have four arms, six legs, spit acid and yet everyone wants me. What am I?

In this website? An alien monster or something, I'm sure Visser three would love to acquire you as well.

#asks #riddle #frumcord stuff #Probably #animorphs #I wasn't familiar with the riddle #And even having googled it i didn't want to just use the answer suggested #And then i realized. Where's the contradiction? This website is apparently full of “monsterfuckers” as they're called.#Personal guess is that this is a giant locust species.#It didn't say the arms and legs are separate appendages.#And while the torah talks about then having four legs #Maybe this is a nonkosher type or something.

Hi Pom

So we're doing swaps?

@pomegranategolem, who did you get?

#asks #frumcord stuff #let's do a cycle.#at worst he got me #at best we continue this until it comes full circle.

I write these words in steel, for anything not set in metal cannot be trusted. I have begun to wonder if I am the only sane man remaining. Can the others not see? They have been waiting so long for their hero to come— the one spoken of in Terris prophecies— that they quickly jump between conclusions, presuming that each story and legend applies to this one man. My brethren ignore the other facts. They cannot connect the other strange things that are happening. They are deaf to my objections and blind to my discoveries. Perhaps they are right. Perhaps I am mad, or jealous, or simply daft. My name is Kwaan. Philosopher, scholar, traitor. I am the one who discovered Alendi, and I am the one who first proclaimed him to be the Hero of Ages. I am the one who started this all. And I am the one who betrayed him, for I now know that he must never be allowed to complete his quest.

Hello.

Do you really think saving this on an Awakened Metalmind will save it from @ati-official? Do you really think this medium is any safer than the other ones tried?

I'll be honest. That one woman from era 2 probably was crazy. But I don't really want to know what Trell could do had she not been this paranoid.

Edit: in hindsight, maybe @the-voice-of-god is better to ping here. I'm sorry, I'm not in the scene of Mistborn RP blogs.

#asks #fantasy asks #cosmere #mistborn #mistborn era 1 #the well of ascension #the lost metal spoilers #the lost metal #mistborn era 2 #frumcord stuff #(probably)#not sure if ati-official is active right now #but if they are this can be fun #i suppose i could make a more kwaan era response #but come on. an opportunity to consider whether Ruin can change writing in a computer?#priceless.