DNI if you can't be quiet in the library, spill your fries on people, are passive aggressive, wear salmon shorts, are clumsy, glare at people when they ask you questions, take too much free food, have ever worn sports merch every day of the week, aren't a gracious beer pong winner, are from New Jersey, are a millionaire, judge people who buy their pie crusts, have perfect cheek bones, have a fully stocked tool box, think its ok to mix drinks in a bathtub, unironically call people "bro", can three stock me at smash, track leaves into the dining hall, are an aspiring DJ, drive a motorcycle, own a pair of shutter shades, or hang out with the Lax Bros.