#fubarb

[zombieanimagirl14]

What have I done with my life????? :o

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[baenakinskywalker]

imagine this: reiani car sex in the current au

jEM YOU ARE KILLING ME OH GOD

[baenakinskywalker]

fubarb replied to your post:+

w h y

i am trash. literal human garbage

[baenakinskywalker]

how much sex is there????

uuuum both reiner and bert wind up fucking annie a lot 

plus there's some threesomes hella

[baenakinskywalker]

omg i need to know more about this au

uh, sure! so basically, reiner and bertholdt run away (or something i guess- we've not gone that in depth about the backstory) and start like really small scale crime, like robbing gas stations and stuff?? then they meet annie, a 16 year old prostitute (that reiner fucks a lot) and there's all kinds of sex and crime and eventual murder. it's hella dark oh god.

[baenakinskywalker]

what au is this? is this that one beruani au you talk about?

the au that's super dark? nah man this one might even be worse than the beruani au tbh. this one is reiner and bertholdt as robbers/murderers who stay in seedy motels and do drugs and shit.

also annie is a 16 year old prostitute so there's that.

[baenakinskywalker]

nothing starts off my morning better than texting jem in all caps about reibert

[baenakinskywalker]

2, 3, 5, 6, 10?

2 - favorite piece overall?

hmm, probably maybe tbh

3 - which was hardest to write, in terms of plot?

actually, you make my heart beat in 6/8 took for fucking ever (since february) like i did not know where i was going with it tbh

5 - is there an image/set of images that you're particularly proud of?

not that i can think of off the top of my head?? i mean i do like this line from how did i fall in love with you?

That’s it. He’s already dead. He must be dead.

Except dead people don’t have blood flow, which Jean definitely has at this point. A blood flow that is currently betraying his love for his best friend. Double shit.

but that's mostly bc haha boner joke

6 - idea you've always wanted to write but could never make work?

basically anything longer than 2k words never gets done, sadly. i want to write a super epic, known all throughout the fandom fic, but idk if that'll ever happen.

10 - favorite line/lines of dialogue you've written?

probable this, also from how did i fall in love with you? goddamn i love that fic

"Shit," Sasha says, pulling away, “did I read the boner wrong?” Her face is a little flushed and she looks worried.

“No! I just, uh, I wasn’t expecting you to do that…” he trails, grabbing her hand. He scoots over on the bed and tugs her closer to him. “Can I?” he asks.

“Can you what?” she grins.

He bumps her shoulder with his and starts over.

“Puis-je te embrasser?”

“Oui,” she says, leaning in to close the gap between their lips. She tastes like the french fries they’d eaten earlier and the Sprite she’d downed afterwards. But mostly, she tastes like home.