#fuckedelf

[keets-mcgee]

[draculabackward]

not even pretending that this covers the whole issue. but i think part of the secret sauce that pjackk had and fuckedelf doesn’t is that he was also a video game character. ostensibly he was a roleplay blog of a deeply obscure character which just makes it funnier. no one knows what he’s supposed to be like in canon but we’re all pretty sure he’s not pushing around whiskey bottles with a garden hoe

[grymmoires]

Tumblr is going to sacrifice @fuckedelf wickerman style in order to bring pjackk home

[highestelf420]

pjackk died and was reincarnated as an elf but what tumblr users don’t know is that before even this his past life was a colonial Bostonian eccentric named (Lord) Timothy Dexter who became very wealthy from lucky timing during a series of seemingly absurd business investments (such as shipping coal to Newcastle which arrived during the beginning of a miners’ strike) and then self-published his own “A Pickle for the Knowing Ones” despite being near illiterate:

[macaronimartian]

the auteur of the gimmick account

[prophetesque]

fuckedelf is what was inside pjackk's metal shell

[needlittlepiggiesinmymarket]

Fucked elf is real

[unrelenting-usurper]

I'm glad we brought Pjackk back as an elf.

This feels like the natural evolution of his existence.