#fuckin devon

[namegoesup]

season 3 of breaking amish......chefs kiss

[bellezza1021]

Mario Kart 8

SO! I'm over a friends house hanging out with a group of my peeps when our lovable host asks "You guys wanna play Mario Kart 8?"  Now If you don't know me then you don know how super competitive, what foul language i use, and how truly amazing i am a failing in all games related to Mario. Well we play a few rounds, watch the highlights and then, THEN, they realize they can focus the highlights on me! They can rewind, and slow motion every epic fail. We are all crying from laughing so hard. XD

[kaptainkelsey]

wow why do guys always get girlfriends after I realize I might like them like wow tha n k

[tellykinesis]

IM BACK

I HAVE RISEN

I AM BACK FROM THE DEAD

AND I AM HERE WITH A VENGEANCE

I HAVE ARISEN FROM THE GRAAAAAVE!!!!

The grave incidentally being Devon.

[nostalgicturtleparty]

"On International Talk Like a Pirate Day, Alison Whelan wasn't exactly celebrating with a 'yo ho ho' and bottle of rum. 

Instead, the 51-year-old was facing jail time after a two-day drink and drugs bender led her to steal the Dart Princess ferry as she shouted "I'm Jack Sparrow!"

Tripping on a mix of hallucinogenic deadly nightshade and booze, the Pirates of the Caribbean fan boarded the 50ft boat in Paignton, Devon with a 'companion' one late night.

Whelan then called an ambulance fearing she was having a seizure - but cast off as police arrived, with the drifting ferry hitting two other vessels to clock over £1500 worth of damage.

A chase began, with more than 30 people needed from the police, ambulance, lifeboat and coastguards to stop her.

But, the 21st century wannabe pirate's pillaging ended there: ironically on ITLAPD, Whelan is now firmly inland facing 112 days in jail. "

Ged do you see what international talk like a pirate day does to people.