#fucking abomination

[james-p-sullivan]

my fatal flaw is watching baking shows and thinking i could do better without a single ounce of culinary training

[officialamosburton]

so cailin munroe started #MeanExpanse and

[crabs-but-better]

genuinely inhumane

[icyhissi]

Why’d I have to get the vajazzled jubjub as my first prize I didn’t even get the chance to pick the galaxy Egg (whomst had the best prizes ngl)

[chains-n-lace]

JUST GOT HOME AND MY MOM SMACKS ME ON THE CHEST AND THERE WAS A FFOKIN HUGE SPIDER ON ME BOOBS AND IT WOULDNT GET TF OFF I SWEAR TO GOD I DID THE RUSSIAN ROULETTE TRYING TO GET THAT BASTARD OFF. NEARLY PISSED MYSELF WITH HAPPINESS WHEN THE MOTJERFUCKER JUMPED OFF AND MY SCREAMING SISTER DROPPED A CHAIR ON IT. THE MOTHERFUCKER WAS AS BIG AS YOUR HANDS. IT COULD HAVE KILLED AMD EATEN A BIRD BEFORE IT WAS OUTTA DIAPERS TAPED TO ITS HAIRY ASS. I almost died

[faeriedustunicorn]

SCIRA HELL IS BACK PLZ HELP US ALL

ITS DISGUSTING WTF GTFO THATS WHY THIS RANDO IS GOING TO CUT YOU FOR THAT PDA

[ejacutastic]

stop.

[may-the-jay]

I randomly decided to watch Iron Man (on BluRay yay) and left the room to make some soup (I am still sick at home) and when I came back the stupid PS3 had started the fucking German dub. Bleh... it's horrible... oh how I hate dubs. ANYWAY watching Iron Man wrapped in a blanket and eating soup. *_*