The Bastard Of Gold

Hi! I’m Bex Vee! Artist. Writer. Cosplayer. I post my current hyperfixations. Ask me about my OCs! Gender Queer 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ I’ve been on tumblr over a decade! Sometimes I doom-post during mental health crisis’, so please stay safe, and follow me at your own digression :)

[thebastardofgold]

Watch out Run DMC and Aerosmith fans! The Eevee Band and Torchic are Ready to Rock!

[worldofultimategaming]

The World of Ultimate Gaming

[nanoraydx]

When I was in third grade I tried to convince the other kids at recess that I could jump really high into the air and glide like Knuckles. When my mom heard about it she was so distraught that she started paying kids in my class to be friends with me. If you ask me, that’s an awful reaction to your gifted child. But jokes on her, because even now as an adult I am still friends with everyone back then, and sometimes when they’re in a rush they’ll hop on my back and I’ll jump really high in the air and glide like Knuckles to help them get to a higher vantage point than where they were previously.

[runraerun]

[christianstepmoms]

Yeah, with a fucking Ouija Board probably.

[charl0ttan]

can we please make this go viral

[charl0ttan]

can we make this thing go viral

[imnotmadisaymadly]

[wiittyusername]

I think the funniest thing Toby Fox could do is not have Papyrus show up in Deltarune at all and then in the post credits after you you beat the game you'd see a message appear that says "you can now play with Papyrus" and then he'd be retroactively inserted into every single chapter like some kind of new game+

[wiittyusername]

It would look like this

[stjohnstarling]

You used to log onto the internet and find out it was peanut butter jelly time. Not any more.

[goldcrescent]

watched the episode. This is the most interesting Rhaenyra has ever been because she straight up sucks (compliment). There are still massive issues with the way Alicent and Helaena are being written but Rhaenyra constantly trying to have an Aaron Sorkin moment and it turning out she’s almost as ill prepared as fucking Aegon ii is sooo entertaining. She spends the whole episode feeling like shit and stepping on rakes she put there herself then carefully picking them up while failing to notice she’s dropping more rakes, which is what happens when you try to model yourself after your idiot father who was bad at everything and his idiot brother who has no concept of being good at anything except antagonizing everyone around him to the point of violence. Malcolm Tucker ragebait episode

[edwinslop]

ed u silly buffoon 🤣

[edwinslop]

fma request number 1!! sorry 4 disappearing i was on vacation lol

[oddarette]

Ferrero Rocher Bulbasaur 🍫💖

[sugarsylvie]

Eevee finally accepts the cone!

[actualized-animal]

if i was weird al i would do a version of "we didn't start the fire" that starts off like it's just another hackneyed modernization of the song, except once it hits the present day it just keeps going. so verse 1 is like "GEORGE BUSH / WORLD TRADE / WAR ON TERROR / GREEN DAY" but by verse 6 it's like "MARTIAN INVASION / ROBO-STALIN BACK AGAIN / NEO BRAZIL FROZEN OVER / PLUS THE MOON BLEW UP." you might think "but kit, wouldn't the song wind up being extremely long" but that's the brilliant part- the tempo still increases with every verse. the song ends when weird al passes out

[actualized-animal]

tbh it’s a red flag that the inventor of chiropractic got the idea from a ghost. bones are like the #1 thing ghosts don’t have

[fidelcostco]

the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving

[fidelcostco]

and what's the genital situation on the shadows

[fidelcostco]

oh this is my post