The Bastard Of Gold

Hi! I’m Bex Vee! Artist. Writer. Cosplayer. I post my current hyperfixations. Ask me about my OCs! Gender Queer 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ I’ve been on tumblr over a decade! Sometimes I doom-post during mental health crisis’, so please stay safe, and follow me at your own digression :)

[thebastardofgold]

Watch out Run DMC and Aerosmith fans! The Eevee Band and Torchic are Ready to Rock!

[dramatic-dolphin]

i love declining birth rates 🥰 "what a horrible problem! society will collapse!" oopsie it looks like you're gonna have to make having children worth it 😊 teehee you're gonna have to improve society in order to fix this problem, or it will all collapse. oh noooooo. how horrible. :3c

[weirdthingifoundonline]

[cosmicrogue2]

so I started watching original Star Trek...

For context my dad ADORES original series star trek, so I started watching it with him (because I'm a great offspring who supports their parents interest) but I think I'm ruining it for him because I'm constantly going "heh gay"

like:

*Kirk asked with the bisexual flag sky behind him* (this isn't edited btw!)

[theunmarkedtombstone]

THE VAMPIRE LESTAT S01E04 - THE DEVIL'S ROAD

[doriangraysrockcollection]

i must say, i am a huge fan of when a book is in the middle of a very exciting plot containing many interesting problems when out of nowhere for a few pages it's like, "hey by the way, real quick, here's a detailed explanation of the city's water filtration system! i'm telling you this for a reason and you should worry about it. anyway! haha okay back to the plot" and you just get to be Scared for a while

[doriangraysrockcollection]

i am kissing you on the mouth right now

you are the only person who understands me. you and the person who tagged a series of unfortunate events

[systlin]

Getting down on my knees and thanking the humans who invented dishwashers and washing machines.

[ihonestlydontknowwhattocallthis]

InsNe that dishwashers are more efficient and easier than just washing them manually but they also use less water. It’s a win win situation

[systlin]

They ALSO sterilize dishes, due to operating at a far higher temperature than human hands could ever tolerate. It's a win every way.

[systlin]

Made this post about 15 minutes after the repair guy who fixed the pump on my dishwasher packed up his tools and left, as the dishwasher was whirring along doing my dishes from that morning.

He said the exact same thing, which I did not know before that, so spreading this knowledge.

[inuxi]

(This isn’t a shipping comic. Alastor’s just being a little brat)

[socialistexan]

[vitabreva]

[themummersfolly]

How dare you leave this in the tags.

[0sbrain]

[lovedbyflesh]

I send my love to you, and you send it back round to me ⋆౨ৎ˚⟡˖ ࣪

[the-muppet-joker]

The Ideal Self

[king-the-pathetic]

He witnessed violence

[pankekie]

my sky dragon named choo

[cunning-linguistix]

Pro tip: when you see a brand new slang term, your first question should be how that term has been used in AAVE for the past 20-30 years.

[adachi]

I had someone ask me "where are the pokemon cards" and I tried to direct her to the kids section and she got really indignat and went "no. Pokemon cards. Theyre like, collectibles" and I had to go No I know what those are. Those are kids playing cards. Kids section

[adachi]

She was trying to look behind the counter where we keep Gold Jewelry and Gucci Purses for pokemon cards

[irissketchz]

Take my hand, take my whole life, too

[sweaterkittensahoy]

shout out to everyone who has any sort of maintenance job whether it's a custodian or a mechanic or a furnace repair person or a pool cleaner or a housekeeper or anything where someone shows up or I go to you, and my shit is taken care of.

big appreciation for the maintenance people

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Huge fan of when I have a problem that I have no idea how to handle (or no time/tools/physical strength to handle) and I call A Guy who knows how to handle it and they come and handle it for me.