The Bastard Of Gold

Hi! I’m Bex Vee! Artist. Writer. Cosplayer. I post my current hyperfixations. Ask me about my OCs! Gender Queer 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ I’ve been on tumblr over a decade! Sometimes I doom-post during mental health crisis’, so please stay safe, and follow me at your own digression :)

[thebastardofgold]

Watch out Run DMC and Aerosmith fans! The Eevee Band and Torchic are Ready to Rock!

[nerianasims]

Benjamin Franklin would be like, "You have these things called 'condoms' that give a good chance of preventing pregnancy and all manner of... French diseases, and you can find them at the village store? And women are not widely condemned for having sex with men? Is this heaven?"

Then we could tell him about widespread vaccination, that we've eliminated smallpox, that we'd gone to the moon, and that we'd had a Black president. Also give him some pizza.

He'd emerge about six months later from his orgy to roll up his sleeves and help us keep the Republic. Between affairs.

[myfootyrthroat]

A lot of online queer spaces are now full of the most 4Chan wretches you can imagine who are rude to everyone everywhere and convinced that people just not returning the rudeness with deference is oppression.

Many legitimately seem to be much more concerned with someone on Twitter telling them to fuck off than they are with actual laws being passed against them.

[pitchburgh]

how many of the "worst attractions" in the United States have you visited

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all of them (we don't believe you btw)

Voting ended onDec 28, 2024

[pitchburgh]

I'm loving everyone defending their favorite attractions in the tags 🥺

[imviotrash]

"Kill them with kindness" Nah, fuck that, CRICKET BAT 🏏 🏏🏏🏏*SMACK* 🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏

[the-haiku-bot]

“Kill them with kindness”

Nah, fuck that, CRICKET BAT 🏏 🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*

🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[bulbekuggeleh]

This opens up a lot of possibilities for what a haiku can be

[ender--gaming]

Guys stop joking this isn't funny, what if Mitch is alive

[beggars-opera]

"I had a perfectly cordial 20-minute conversation with Mitch McConnell about world politics. I don't know why you would doubt this. Here is a photo of the conversation to prove it"

[karvina]

this girl was showing all the signs of being a secret mermaid so i pushed her into the pool and she turned into a forty foot long mosasaurus which is tbh way cooler

[karvina]

not really sure how to get her out though

[karvina]

for those of you asking why i pushed her into the pool in the first place: i work for a duplicitous small town aquarium and i'm trying to kidnap mermaids to jump through hoops and shit to entertain tourists and make money. fucking obviously. now that i know she's actually a mosasaurus though i Have fallen in pure-hearted love with her

[ph-cutie]

[isuggestgetfatterv2]

Reblog to let a le fat bastard talk 😌

[tsubasaclones]

i think so much about what the reincarnated clones must have been like from holic universe touya's perspective. like surely he knew something was up. because he's a touya. but something tells me sakura would not have told him anything (because how do you even begin to explain any of that) and who knows if he ever confronted her about it (probably not). like

[tsubasaclones]

and HE was the one who had to bring them in that tube thing to yuuko. sakura told him he had to do this in a fucking letter. girl. worst fucking mail to get ever what the hell

[tsubasaclones]

His nephew is gone, his baby sister and her husband are also gone… he has another nephew he’ll never get to know (who would certainly not have so many issues with himself had he gotten to grow up around his family. Ccs Touya made Sakura more afraid of ghosts because he was a dumb kid, I’m sure an adult Touya would be able to Not do that and be able to help instead, plus knowing he has gay uncles would do wonders for watanuki too I’m sure)

[phleb0tomist]

it’s such a basic part of the reality of disabled people as a whole but it’s STILL so hard to get ppl to understand that some people will simply die without 24/7 care. their care is not for comfort, it’s not for fun, it’s literally a matter of life and death. “if their care was taken away i’m sure they’d learn to suck it up like the rest of us!” – something ive heard time and time again. no they wouldn’t, they would die. they HAVE died. they continue to die as cuts are made to welfare and health. why is this so impossible for people to grasp.

[tall]

[zukkaoru]

[ID: a pale photo of the sun glinting on water, with two colorful fish superimposed at the bottom. text over it reads "they should make a sleep that makes you feel like you've slept". End ID]

[yokowan]

dont store a knife with the point facing down, it damages the blade. no, dont do that either. when you store it with the point facing up you might accidentally hurt yourself when you try to grab it. dont store a knife at all actually. your blade must never leave your hand, always ready, ruthless and waiting. you know deep down that ever since you learned the stench of blood you will never be able to cast it aside. or just get a sheath for it i guess.

[youreattheparty]

this should be illegal i’m not jokinng

[transsexualgriffith]

i love sibling estrangement as horror. Only one person in the entire world has been through what youve been through and they deny it . Awesome

[json-derulo]

i'm sorry i didn't respond to your DM for 23 days. the number on the notification icon got really big and i began having irrational anxious thoughts such as "what if people are in there trying to contact me"

[cannibalspicnic]

I hope every single character on this show reaches a level of terrible that has barely been imagined on television thus far.