#fucking cole

[dragonagebullshit]

So I just learned that Cole doesn’t do the thing with Krem in Tresspasser if you make him more of a spirit. 

Goodbye main playthrough. Kaaras Adaar, I knew thee well. 

-Mod Fenris

[pythorsbutt]

GUYS

my friend told me she got a boyfriend today and I was like: oh yeah cool until she said that his name was cole aND I NEARLY CHOKED ON MY OWN WATER

[brokenjaw]

My care order is as follows from greatest to least:

Cassandra (BECAUSE YOU ARE A FUCKING QUEEN)

Solas (because I will never get over my love for broody asshats and bald people)

Iron Bull (because damn you is fine)

Varric (Because you’re right clever and funny but a liar)

Vivienne (because I love you but you don’t love me :( )

Blackwall (because you are generic)

Dorian (because I’m not sure I can handle how smug you are)

Sera (because I have real issues understanding what the hell you are saying and utter disrespect for what the hell I am trying to do to keep the fucking peace)

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Cole. 

[shadownight2194]

Goddamn it FUCK YOU COLE you always ruin shit

[letseattodaysass]

YEAH. YOU'RE A FUCKING NOOB, COLE.

Me when it was officially canon that Cole is a noob

[rainbr0jesus]

like understand that if this was ANY OTHER ex boyfriend then of course the answer would be no bc they'd want something in return and i'd still carry on saving but this is the same boy who paid for my birth control for 6 months after we broke up and expected nothing in return like help??

[rainbr0jesus]

so if your ex boyfriend offered to buy you a new laptop, what would you do??

[oceangel]

have i really sunk this deep??? i got flustered over a lego, literally flustered. the lego growled and i got flustered. my lego trash level is becoming higher. i hate myself whY AM I LIKE THIS.