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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Claire Keane
NASA
Jules of Nature
Misplaced Lens Cap
todays bird
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we're not kids anymore.
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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One Nice Bug Per Day
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@letseattodaysass
I keep my spirits up with a different motivational background every day.
Will I get in trouble at work if I start using these as my desktop background, y/n
I need to write a Millenial Werewolf game that uses REAL animals and mindsets that our generation can relate to
Yes I AM cranky because I received NO PROPHETIC DREAMS to help me on my quest.
1 minute of a ghibli movie > anything by tarantino
im not kidding when i say this single shot is better than anything your favorite director has ever made
What do these 2 people have in common?
The answer might shock you...
thank god for the internet archive or else I’d never get to see one of my all time favorite web pages ever again
I cannot vibe w you unless you opened a train compartment door, letting all the zombies in and killing everyone including yourself because the passengers you were with wouldn’t let your sister and the other survivors in said compartment and because of that your sister turned into a zombie
Oscar Isaac playing Poe Dameron:
Anybody whos glad abt new horizons not having gyroids (yet?) doesnt know SHIT!!!!!! Animal crossing was NEVER about getting the cutest cohesive interior design together or the ideal town with perfectly tailored villagers and trees and manicured gardens. Animal crossing should be about filling your entire basement with as many fuck ugly gyroids as you could get your grubby little ten year old hands on and standing there so you can listen to them gurgle over your favorite kk slider track
practice social distancing by going to one of those vampire castles where the vampire will encourage you to stay for dinner but you have to sit at opposite ends of an extremely long table
I’m sorry but Bruce Wayne and Harleen quinzel being in the same med school and they’re friends but no one (not even themselves) are sure how they get along
Batman being forced to solve a case with Harley Quinn : You’re my punishment for dropping out of med school
Harley Quinn making the connection between this edgy goth man bat and the edgy goth med student who she suffered all nighters with:
It’s even funnier the thought of them becoming unlikely friends again and teaming up for missions.
Super man: why is a convicted criminal just sitting in your living room?
Harley, sipping her tea: I was actually invited you jealous whore
bruce: ...it’s movie night. or at least it was going to be until your uncle zod decided to bring down the wrath of krypton, clark. get him a new hobby that doesn’t involve leveling cities
Harley: hey Brucie!
The rest of justice league that are only allowed to refer to him as Batman:
Bruce after BoP: None of you have ever named a hyena after me, so sit the fuck down.
hey vampires, demons and other terrors of the night it really isn't necessary to go to all the effort of kidnapping me to your castles and forcing me to be your bride i'll come willingly if you just ask
#not me!! i demand theatrics!!! dress me in white lace and chain me to an altar!!! prove to me romance isnt dead!!!!!
Pokemon with Synchronize when they get poisoned:
Zangoose:
cant fucking sleep bc wikipedia has separate lists for vampires and for fictional vampires
a few weeks ago i was playing smash ultimate and my brother was like “you play with final smash on?” and i was like, yeah, my dude, i play the ridiculous cartoon character fighting game where byleth and captain olimar can brawl to the death in green hill zone and funnily enough i dont turn off the magic floating ball that lets them do the biggest silly bullshit. im playing this game in the kitchen
“you play with ITEMS???” like YES its literally the silliest game possible by design, if i wasnt supposed to play as isabelle and spend the entire time assembling a giant gun to blast bowser off the side of palutena’s temple it wouldn’t be a fucking option
why would you buy a game where you can make Donkey Kong beat Solid Snake to death with a flower on the back of a giant turtle and then…not do that
how many horrible live action movies will it take for people to realize that animation is the best medium to have fantasy creatures because when everything is animated your suspension of disbelief works better
