#fucking millennials

[yaelokre-confessions-and-hcs]

Young Cooper: *sniffling and sobbing* I’m really sorry, Quest… I was so focused on protecting you from all the things that could hurt you… that without even meaning to… I let myself be one of them! Young Quest: Don’t be sillier than you already are. I know your heart’s in the right place. And that’s all that matters. Young Quest: *pressing a kiss between Cooper’s eyebrows* I’m really lucky to have you as a friend. Young Cooper: Young Quest: Young Cooper: *moonstruck* Young Quest: *realizing what they just did* Young Cooper: DO THAT AGAIN!!! Young Quest: NUH-UH!!! Young Cooper: C’moooooon, please??? Young Quest: Never again! Never as long as I live!

…and ten years later, Quest doesn’t even let Cooper leave the room without a kiss. Not that Cooper complains.

[tartrazeen]

Hank Anderson doesn't know shit about androids.

Hank Anderson doesn't even know how to program the settings on his phone.

Hank Anderson has an MP3 player separate to that very phone.

Hank Anderson has a personal collection of jazz albums on vinyl.

Hank Anderson reads physial books because he likes the feel and yellowing of the pages.

Hank Anderson thinks reading physical books is dying across the general masses.

Hank Anderson doesn't know how anyone could replace real love with a synthetic copy.

Hank Anderson drinks whiskey at a local bar that bans androids and promotes real conversation with other people.

Hank Anderson eats at a local burger joint and doesn't cramp anybody's self-expression if it doesn't hurt anybody.

Hank Anderson knows all those local business owners' names.

Hank Anderson is born and raised in Detroit.

Hank Anderson is - based on his birthdate - three years older than me.

Who is on Tumblr.

Writing a post.

Boppin' to Ariana Grande as I theorize about a main character from a very popular video game.

Because unlike me, Hank Anderson is a god

damn

hipster.

AF.

"i can't even program my phone lolz" YOU GREW UP ON IPHONES MOTHERFUCKER DON'T PLAY THAT SHIT

"i listen to knights of the black death but you've probably never heard of them" bitch i will cut you with my avocado toast

[nanastea-party]

Wounds - the stuff no one screencaped for some reason - oart 1 Part 2 here

[ferretfyre]

Oh cry me a fucking river, you first world pussy.

[yuli-ban]

Thank be to Thy Noly Holan, aka @nolanthebiggestnerd

Respectively...

Muriel Morash

Gideon Morash

Because I’m a racist, I made them siblings. I’ve been meaning to commission some art of these two sibs for months, but I just never got around to it because I was too busy being racist to the Irish.

Remember, the Subreddit Is Watching You.

[red-as-rue]

millennial economy aesthetic

[heypaperalligator-blog]

my guy's bestie is a millennial and doesn't know what a meme is. tried I started to explain it to her but then stopped myself and told her to forget about it because honestly that's probably a really nice way to live. I didn't want to take that innocence away from her. 🥺

I am also a millennial but I got into fandom before I was properly socialized

[aizenat]

I just got Set It Off’s self titled album on vinyl and I’m reading the sleeve because I see there’s thanks there! And it was so sweet! Idk if I just don’t pay attention to the sleeves, but I haven’t seen thank yous like that! I wonder if it’s because they’re independent now? I still want to buy some merch, and win win on vinyl from their site (I’m buying the little wolf keychain; I want it! If yall can have labubus then I can have a much cheaper wolf in sheep’s clothing keychain lol), but it’s sweet they obviously appreciate all the love and support they get.

Thanking Godzilla was crazy.