#fucking weird

[housecow]

postin’ TOES now i guess

[memyselfandi13531]

shane and ilya are NOT the team parents let’s face it they are the two weird uncles that dad (bood) says you’re not allowed to ask for advice about anything except hockey

[longhaired-cat]

Random new coworker: Yeah i dont eat pussy cuz they pee from there.....

Me a real one: Bro she can pee in my mouth for all I care.

[moonkissed-reverence]

Antis love forcing Elain to be with people who she wants nothing to do with and took part in her trauma while taking her away from the people that helped her heal from that exact trauma

Yall are on some weird ass shit

Tell me again how you care about Elain’s happiness

[douche-canoe-regatta]

The Locked Tomb doesn't just feel as though it was written especially for me and my own personal enjoyment. It's also the series I always dreamed of writing when I was a kid... only to be told I was "way overthinking" my stories. I remember so clearly what they said.

"Don't obsess over the meanings of character names. don't make silly, 4th-wall-breaking references. what are these jokes doing here?don't make it so complicated. are you drawing your characters' clothing designs over and over again? shouldn't you be writing? why does it matter which numbers your weird character is assigned?" (6249D, btw.)

or: "This is too close to (movie, TV show, book). you're stealing. you're ripping it off. christ, knock it off with the thesaurus already. it's too weird. god, why are you so weird??"

eventually I stopped writing sci-fi/fantasy. it wasn't much fun as a 12-year-old being pushed to write like a 45 year old. I was constantly being praised for my writing ability, yet encouraged to remove anything that made it uniquely "me."

decades pass. I pick up GtN. love at first sentence. cleared my schedule. never looked back.

y'all, I can't explain how VALIDATING it is to read a writer who probably heard that shit over and over - likely her entire career! - and still said "Fuck you, I'm doing it however I goddamn please." Here we are, 3 bestselling, award-winning novels and 1 rabid fanbase later. fuck them indeed.

In the end, I never did become a writer. but reading TLT was something of a transcendental experience, feeling Seen in that way. like being told, for the first time,

"They were wrong. you can do anything you want. and it can be amazing."

so yeah. we do bones, motherfucker. choke on it.

[unyieldingsilence]

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[until-death-i-will-stay]

If I got a nickel for everytime I saw someone with the “don’t follow me if underage”/“MDNI w this account.” Follow someone who was underage and their account stated that, I’d have a lot of nickels.

[cl4rrydr34mzsilly666]

If I smack his booty at 8:42pm at what time would it stop jiggling

Don't ask why only his ass is rendered