just me myself and i

mostly shitposting and drabbles talk to me about any fandom ive most likely consumed some form of media about it i do take requests

[beebfreeb]

Messaging people for the first time is so hard. What am I supposed to say? Like, "You seem really odd and your blog intrigues me. Do you want to have philosophical conversations or perhaps talk about fictional characters?" What! Whatever. I will just follow you back and stare at your blog with my big beautiful brown eyes.

[scribe-cas]

Reblog if you're okay with people coming into your DMs with the "you seem really odd and your blog intrigues me, do you want to have philosophical conversations or perhaps talk about fictional characters"

[memyselfandi13531]

:)

[memyselfandi13531]

i think there was a moment after shane finally joined the centaurs where shane and ilya sit bood down and are like. okay so this is a professional hockey team, we know that. obviously. you all work very hard and you play very well. but things are going to be different now. then, shane leans forward and is like "i came to this team first and foremost to be with my husband, yes, but i also came to this team to play hockey with ilya rozanov. to be clear, i came here to win cups. and you're going to help me do that, you're going to help us do that, you get me?" boon nods but shane's not finished. "look- when i was a kid, i decided that 7 cups was a good goal for me, and i still think that's reasonable. so what i need now from you is not your best, we're past that. what i need now is excellence, okay? what i need now is perfection." and bood's looking at ilya like "wtf dude??" and ilya’s just looking at shane and nodding.

[memyselfandi13531]

Hayden: Yeah, well some guys are hot, but me thinking that doesn't mean anything. I mean, who hasn't had gay thoughts?

Ilya: ................We CANNOT be the same type of gay. I won't allow it.

Hayden: What? I'm not gay.

Jackie, not looking up from feeding their children: Yes you are honey.

Shane: This salad is really great Jackie. Can we go back to talking about hockey please?

[memyselfandi13531]

look i love ilya putting shane in lingerie as much as the next guy but what we must remember is that canon ilya is fantasizing about shane in fucking old man pajamas, which in my opinion is a much better and funnier option. give me ilya buying shane an expensive pajama set and being like "put in on.... for me ;)" and shane just being so confused

[randomblog1410]

Ilya's Costo order

[memyselfandi13531]

PLEASE I JUST SAW THIS HES SUCH A FUCKIN WEIRDO

[mutinsfromthemoon]

i just know after they got married if shane doesn’t reply instantly, ilya’s gonna spamming “shane shane shane shane shane shane shane” till shane finally responds with “ilya what the hell” “send a selfie. i miss you, i want to see you cute little freckled face”

[satyriconmp3]

admire folks who reblog posts which contradict eachother. exactly! keep em guessing

[memyselfandi13531]

Yuna was kicked out of several of Shane's Timbit league games for screaming at the refs despite David, Shane's Coach and several other parents begging her to stop. She only did stop when Shane mentioned that it was a little distracting on the ice.

[amanitamoment]

I just know baby Shane loved roughhousing with David. David would throw that little chonk around and around and he would just giggle and say "again! again!"

[memyselfandi13531]

my true heated rivalry hot take is that i think shane would love ilya less if ilya wasn't a hockey player. like that boy spent his entire life worshipping hockey and then fell in love with one of the best hockey players to ever live. like i gotta be honest i think the hockey may have had something to do with it

[ndnbutch]

personally I am of the opinion that vegans who are like “the way our food system currently works under capitalism on a large scale is exceptionally cruel to all animals including humans and is not sustainable, so I’m doing what I can to make the most ethical choices available to me about what I eat and encourage others to do the same” are generally very reasonable people who I agree with in spades. but vegans who seem to think human beings are not themselves animals who are ultimately also part of the food chain but instead some kind of other paternalistic higher entity that can never engage in ethical and sustainable hunting practices (and especially the fringe I’ve seen who think other carnivorous animal predators are also evil and need to be eliminated) are people I regard as foolish at best if not actively anti-indigenous and racist

[memyselfandi13531]

and let me just say that this is viewpoint is so obviously and embarrassingly middle to upper class and city-centric and i'm not even kidding.

as someone who's grown up near rural areas, people still do hunt for their own food. like. they do not have enough access to food to feed their families, whether that be from a lack of money or just sheer distance. catching game can literally be the reason that somebody can pay their bills that month.

to say that all hunting is unethical is to say that hunting to survive is unethical which is so. i can't even right now.

and to expect them to to be vegan is laughable, considering the diet is notoriously expensive and difficult for the people who even have access to the ingredients needed. are you seriously expecting the people who live an hour away from the nearest walmart and exist paycheck to paycheck to do this?

also, i feel like these people don't understand that many of the species of animals that people are allowed to hunt are invasive species. as in, they cause harm just by existing. if we allowed these species to run rampant, they would cause more death and more imbalance in the ecosystem, not less.

all of this to say that these people have no idea what they're talking about and they need to shut up

[memyselfandi13531]

Yuna was kicked out of several of Shane's Timbit league games for screaming at the refs despite David, Shane's Coach and several other parents begging her to stop. She only did stop when Shane mentioned that it was a little distracting on the ice.

[lexicanons]

Irina isn’t thrilled her son is in a relationship with a man. She’ll never disown Ilya. She’ll never call him slurs, never call Ilya the things her older son called her baby boy or use the names her late ex-husband used to describe men who slept with other men. Ilya is her son, he would always be her son and she would always love him. She just didn’t know if she could ever love this part of him. Shane is nice. He is a great hockey player, not as good as her son of course, and he seems to have his head on his shoulders. Ilya’s husband seem to have a good upbringing and came from good stock…if only Ilya’s husband was Ilya’s wife. Irina is cordial when Ilya brings Shane around but Irina can tell that Shane can tell she isn’t exactly approving. She was sure that if it was up to Shane, he would never appear before Irina again and Irina would be fine with only seeing Shane on television. They’re both playing nice for Ilya. Irina knows Ilya wants his two favorite people to love one another as much as he loves them and Irina is trying, she swears she is. It’s just that every time Ilya and Shane leave, she clutches the cross around her neck. Tears slip from her eyes as she kneels down in prayer. She fears for her son’s soul and asks God to save him.

[memyselfandi13531]

men with painted fingernails are either the coolest guys you know or demons sent from hell and there is no in between

[memyselfandi13531]

thinking about ilya making shane cum again and again and again and it's so much it's too much and shane is crying and begging ilya enough please i can't cum anymore it's too much i can't but ilya's not hearing a safeword so he just goes right back to fucking shane and shane's scrabbling at the bed trying to crawl away and ilya just yanks him back onto his cock and pounds into him harder

[creamsiclemelt]

it is unironically important to me that a 24/7 fully tpe dynamic includes something that is genuinely unpleasant for the sub. sorry can i say that. is that problematic.

[memyselfandi13531]

kinda inspired by this post by @creamsiclemelt and also by the tpe posts by @mybloodstream-caffeine

recently have been thinking about hollanov and their dynamic and the whole Total Power Exchange of it all. as in, shane is giving his sexual power and autonomy to ilya, but ilya isn't giving his sexual power and autonomy to shane. so like. ilya can make as many rules as he wants, make shane do whatever he wants (and shane will like it) but shane can't tell ilya what to do ever (only inside the bounds of their sexual relationship of course he can safeword). ilya can punish shane whether he did something wrong or not, but shane can never punish ilya, no matter how mean or irrational ilya is being.

i've been thinking about ilya proving this to shane. small or grand actions that he takes every once in a while to make sure that shane knows that ilya can do whatever he wants to shane and shane would just have to take it. it's not every day, that would beat the point. it's just, well, whenever he wants. thinking about ilya promising shane orgasms, but changing his mind at the last minute and leaving shane sobbing and desperate. thinking about ilya making shane get up to do various difficult unnecessary tasks for no other reason or use other than ilya wanted him to, then making him undo all his work. thinking about ilya asking shane what he wants (whether it be a sex position or what movie they watch) and then not doing it. thinking about ilya forcing shane to eat a mcdonald's meal while eating one of shane's brown rice, chicken and broccoli meals right in front of him. thinking about him making shane say thank you for forcing him to eat it. thinking about ilya fucking shane in a position he doesn't like, but making him like it. thinking about ilya deciding to come up with a random rule for shane, just so he can punish shane for breaking it because he just looks so pretty when he cries. thinking about shane, confused and angry and so so turned on, trying to reason with ilya and getting punished for talking back.

shane can be the best, most obedient and helpful super sub in the whole wide world, but it'll never stop ilya from doing shit like this. because this really isn't about punishment. it isn't about shane being good or bad (though that is a part of it). it's about power. the only person with power in this dynamic is ilya. the only thing that matters is what ilya wants. what shane wants isn't even on the table. and this, ironically enough, is what brings shane the most comfort. since his choices and desires don't matter and ilya will do whatever he wants anyway, he can just let go and trust ilya to take care of him in the aftermath. no more thinking, no more decisions. just letting go and letting ilya guide him through life. it's the most at peace he's ever been.

[memyselfandi13531]

ilya waking up on his kid's 13th birthday and realizing that he's gotten to be there for more of his child's life than his mother was for his