#fucks off

[redhotarsenic]

Guhhh I fucking. Pushed a button on accident on my laptop while I was trying to turn the volume up and the fucking screen went black and im gonna walk into traffic at this rate

[dark-falz]

Not being on the receiving end will always be funny as fuck.

[summerhalldreams]

had the WORST idea ever,what if ur blorbo (eye man) met my blorbo (greasy snuffstreamer)

Elias is mean to people he doesn't like and also a nigh-omniscient demigod type dude I do not think Strade would enjoy him beyond the like. Initial curiosity he seems to have for most people. Not downplaying how dangerous the snuffstreamer is but it's a funny juxtaposition of "guy who kills people on stream" vs "man who embodies the concept of the fear of being observed and known against your will"

Though I have to wonder if they'd actually meet at all even if the attempt was made bc Elias would probably see him coming and just conveniently need to go to dinner in Prague or something asldkjfasdfa

[curiosity-killed]

you can tell when I’ve had slightly too much coffee bc my typing gets faster and my messages ramblier

[practicalillusions]

both those outfits are custom made by zam cause you cant survive by yourself for too long without learning how to make your own clothes o3o

also every time isa tried to take a picture with zam, zam would ruin it by making scary faces at the camera

they won cutest/scariest costume pair (nominated by soren)

[heartfeltmango]

I was going to apply to target but they require drug testing when you get hired and the last time I did that I failed because I couldn't pee in the fucking cup and I was there for hours and it was so embarrassing. I'm never doing that again I want to cry just thinking about it. Nothing anyone ever says will convince me everything will be fine and to just do it. I will fail because I'm a fucking loser who can't do anything that is required of me to be an independent adult because of crippling anxiety that's seen as a fucking joke as fuckig nothing serious at all by generally anyone. Sometimes I just don't want to live anymore because of it.

[mellowmelancholia]

we can get a family value pack of scar tissue in a handy dispenser box