#fucksalad

[fucksallad]

what the hell?? okay that’s not at all the context of my blog’s name but ig it’s relevant lol oh well life’s a fucksalad man

[living-in-filth]

#truesentiments #fucksalad #tacobellbeach

[relunch]

Roland's. Seriously, #fucksalad.

[forgive-me-for-falling-for--blog]

When people ask if I eat salad....

[micky2minnie-blog]

Lolwut?

So, I went to Pizza Express today for lunch. I thought that I'd be good and go for a healthier option; salad. Now, I am (was) a girl that will order a burger/pizza/some meaty deliciousness over a salad, I mean... If I'm going out and making a special effort to go out and being treated to dinner etc, I'm going to choose something awesome. Anywho, today I ordered a salad... Why the fuck did I bother? Pollo Verdure; 862kcal. Lolwut? 55g of fat Sorry, what? Did I just eat a fucking salad that was more calories/the save calories as a pizza or a delicious fucking burger? Is this life?! I understand that it has goats cheese with it, and that it had warm dough sticks or whatever the fuck but I didn't think I'd be ingesting like 80% of my fricking calories. Thank God for ask the walking I've done today. Seriously, fuck salad. You don't win friends with salad. Rant over!

[bowtoarrow-blog]

[gandalfsbasketofguilt-blog]

I think I'll have a salad for dinner. Maybe I'll add a piece of pie, too. You know what, I think I'll hold off on the salad.

[hexjam]

You don’t win friends with salad. Happy Chocolate Day from Hexjam H!