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[corruptimles]

One-sided bestie vs one-sided hostility relationship

[cowtale-utau]

What your Cowtale crush says about you. A semi-call-out crack post.

Undertale Sans/Ace : You’re lazy and not nearly as apathetic as you want people to think you are Undertale Papyrus/Lief : You like having fun but are under constant stress

Underfell Sans/Chisel : You’re grumpy but nice and probably like motorcycles Underfell Papyrus/Spur : You like to pretend to be a super villain but are actual soft af

Underswap Sans/Scout : You like explosions and never take things seriously Underswap Papyrus/Piper : You like bees

Swapfell(Red) Sans/Whip : You have a degradation kink Swapfell(Red) Papyrus/Coyote : You like dogs

Horrortale Sans/Tender : You like guys who look scary but are actually soft Horrortale Papyrus/Cook : You enjoy sarcasm and good food

Swapfell(Purple) Sans/Doc : You like guys who actually have their shit together Swapfell(Purple) Papyrus/Flint : You like money and being obnoxious

Fellswap Gold Sans/Haze : You want a sugar daddy Fellswap Gold Papyrus/Cirrus : You like artists and trying to “fix” people

Underlust Sans/Shine : You hate commitment Underlust Papyrus/Calico : You like a partner that can literally read your mind (Alt : Underlust Papyrus/Calico : You wanna date a god but this is the best you could do)

Dancetale Sans/Shuffle : You have social anxiety and like cats Dancetale Papyrus/Foxtrot : You love dancing and validation

Outertale Sans/Saturn : You like being ignored Outertale Papyrus/Mercury : You like your men mentally stable

Farmtale Sans/Sage : Why Farmtale Papyrus/Thyme : You wanna farm or be a prairie housewife

G!Sans/Aurum : You’re a shit disturber G!Papyrus/Viridis : You’re the responsible one

Bermudatale!Sans/Archi : You like long sits on the beach Bermudatale!Papyrus/Pelago : You love hosting themed parties

[vchanny-og]

Chapter 5 of Love Potion No. Oops is live!

It’s Thursday, folks. Before lunch even! Look at me go. This week in Love Potion No. Oops Chapter 5, Minako and Jadeite do what they probably should have done in the first place, even if they haven’t realized it yet. Not that it would have been as much fun. *shrug* Enjoy! I’m off to work on the last difficult chapter (I think. Maybe I’m being too optimistic?)

[wapwetasspirates]

Misc Info on the Wap Skeles

Condiment-drinking

drinks a condiment: Coral, Compass, Buckle, Treasure “what the hell is wrong with you:” Coffer, Cutlass used to drink ketchup but is now is eh about it: Atoll, Maroon

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Verbal Case Default

speaks in UPPERCASE: Cutlass, Coral speaks in lowercase: Atoll, Compass, Buckle, Treasure speaks in Caps First: Coffer speaks in bOtH: Maroon

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Magic Colors

Atoll: blue Coral: orange

Cutlass: blood red Buckle: brown

Maroon: black Compass: gold Treasure: yellow Coffer: green

This was 10/10 100% stolen with permission from https://skeleladies.tumblr.com/

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[cowtale-utau]

“First Time” follow up! Undertale Sans/Ace : He’s not the sort to make a big fuss. He will definitely want you to take the lead though, at least verbally. Undertale Papyrus/Lief : This is a big thing right? He has the instinct to make it a big deal. Make sure you tell him what you actually want.

Underfell Sans/Chisel : Not a big deal to him. He’ll take it as a hint to be a bit more careful but otherwise, he’ll only make it as much of a thing as you do. Underfell Papyrus/Spur : Everything he does is dramatic, and this is like, peak romance novel. Might want to talk to him about it, before he does something overwhelming. 

  Underswap Sans/Scout : One of the few times he completely focuses and takes something seriously. It’s not a huge fuss, but he does want to make sure you’re happy and comfy the whole time.   Underswap Papyrus/Piper : This feels like a huge deal and Pip doesn’t do well with pressure. He might need some reassurance that yes, you’re sure, and yes, it will be fine.

Swapfell(Red) Sans/Whip : He can be quite abrasive, and even more so under pressure. It’d take a lot to get him to a point where everyone would come out emotionally comfortable with the situation. Swapfell(Red) Papyrus/Coyote : Sober, he is very insecure and this will be a lot of pressure. He’ll try though. Drunk he is very confident, but also, well, drunk.

Horrortale Sans/Tender : Is very unsure that he’s the best choice for this. He’ll do it if you insist, but will be hyper aware and constantly asking how you’re doing. Horrortale Papyrus/Cook : Anther insecure and cautions bean. He’s very nervous but wants to do right by you. Expect a lot of starting and stopping while you figure things out together.

Swapfell(Purple) Sans/Doc : Big on communication, before, during, and after. Frequent check ins to make sure you’re comfy and happy. It’s a smooth process from start to finish and he’s very comforting to be with. Swapfell(Purple) Papyrus/Flint : Pre-recovery, this is a terrible idea. Post-recovery, it might also not go so great. He doesn’t really care either way, it’s not a big deal to him, so if it is to you, you have to say so. Make sure to talk to him, and it will be fine.

Fellswap Gold Sans/Haze : He’s very calm, guides you through everything, but can sometimes come off a bit rehearsed almost. Not in an “awkwardly practiced a script” way but in a “has a method and rolls with it” kind of way. Fellswap Gold Papyrus/Cirrus : Is convinced he’s gonna ruin this somehow. Honored, but terrified. Comfort might be needed.

Underlust Sans/Shine : He’s great with first-timers in general. He’s very verbal and calm. Walking you through everything and making sure you’re ok the whole time. Underlust Papyrus/Calico : As always, an excellent guiding hand. The whole thing goes so easily and smoothly, not a single hiccup on his watch.

Dancetale Sans/Shuffle : He really wants this to be good for you. He’s nervous but not so much it gets in the way. Might be a bit chatty. Dancetale Papyrus/Foxtrot : He makes everything a huge production. He’ll go all out if you want him to, or even just fail to tell him not to.

Outertale Sans/Saturn : One of the few times he’s not even kind of grumpy. Meticulous, but not clinical. He will want to make sure you talk to him, because he has to know your limits in order to respect them. Outertale Papyrus/Mercury : He can and will make a big deal, if you want him to, but it’s not his go-to. He wants you to enjoy yourself, and will go out of his way to make sure you can and do. This one’s all about you, start to finish.

Farmtale Sans/Sage : Physically, everything would be fine. Emotionally, he is very likely to use this against you. After he’s “redeemed” however, pretty much identical to Ace. Farmtale Papyrus/Thyme : He’s a bit meticulous, and very careful. He wants to right by you, and while he’s not tense, he is mindful.

G!Sans/Aurum : He’s very relaxed but more in a fun way than a chill way. He’ll make you feel like it’s not big deal too. Just a good, fun, time with no hiccups. G!Papyrus/Viridis : Gentle and mature. He’s got everything handled, just let him know if you need to do anything differently. He’s exceedingly patient, and very honored. 

Bermudatale!Sans/Archi : He’s almost never not-chill, and this is no difference. Him being so relaxed will probably help you be relaxed too. Bermudatale!Papyrus/Pelago : He’s just got one of those big personalities that makes a to-do of everything. Guide him a bit in your own preferences. If anyone wants more, lemme know!

[cowtale-utau]

sorry if this has been asked before i tried searching for it and couldn't find it, what spoon does everyone prefer to be? (big/little/either/"knife" aka little spoon lol)

There is in fact a post for this! Somewhere. Or there should be. I couldn't find it either lol. The old one also doesn't include the BT boys, so here it is again + BT.

Undertale Sans/Ace – lil spoon, will be flexible, can get a little twitchy in his sleep though

Undertale Papyrus/Lief – big spoon, totally flexible, not really fussy

Underfell Sans/Chisel – switch, he’s not fussed, but maybe don’t call it cuddling

Underfell Papyrus/Spur – big spoon, nope, always the big spoon, no arguments

Underswap Sans/Scout – big spoon, he strongly prefers big but might concede sometimes, unless he’s drunk, then he’s baby

Underswap Papyrus/Piper – switch, not really fussed either, he just wants affection, he can get twitchy sometimes too though so make sure he can move if needed

Swapfell(Red) Sans/Whip – big spoon, says he won’t be little spoon but if he’s sleepy enough he totally will

Swapfell(Red) Papyrus/Coyote – lil spoon, he actually doesn’t mind switching it up, just don’t expect to go anywhere anytime soon

Horrortale Sans/Tender -lil spoon, he wants to little spoon, but his size tends to make him big spoon by default

Horrortale Papyrus/Cook – switch, he wants to be cuddled but him is big

Swapfell(Purple) Sans/Doc – big spoon, he actually might let you now and then, not his fave though

Swapfell(Purple) Papyrus/Flint – fork (switch), prefers sex to cuddling but he’ll deal occasionally

Fellswap Gold Sans/Haze – knife (big spoon), he tends to be a lil too on edge to be a good cuddler when sleeping, he needs to be not confined

Fellswap Gold Papyrus/Cirrus -lil spoon, he is baby, he needs held, but he will also big spoon, honestly he just wants cuddles

Underlust Sans/Shine – no (switch), acts all prickly about it, but he has been known to puppy pile the siblings

Underlust Papyrus/Calico – switch, just loves all physical affection, he isn’t picky

Dancetale Sans/Shuffle – lil spoon, he’s bashful about it but he likes to be held, fair warning, he does occasionally kick in his sleep

Dancetale Papyrus/Foxtrot – lil spoon, loves the idea of cuddling, honestly kinda sucks at it, he fidgets too much

Outertale Sans/Saturn – switch, he doesn’t especially care either way, just make sure he can get up easily enough

Outertale Papyrus/Mercury – big spoon, an excellent cuddly boi, he’ll let you big spoon but somehow ends up shifting back around anyway

Farmtale Sans/Sage – lil spoon, its less that he’s a little spoon and more that he can’t be bothered to make you go away

Farmtale Papyrus/Thyme – big spoon, he very rarely does lil spoon, it just doesn’t happen

G!Sans/Aurum – switch, he likes the idea of cuddling, but is usually too restless to actually do it

G!Papyrus/Viridis – switch, enjoys a good cuddle, and is pretty chill about it

Bermudatale!Sans/Archi – lil spoon, he likes being the cuddlee rather than the cuddler

Bermudatale!Papyrus/Pelago – big spoon, mostly ‘cause he finds it easier to get up with waking his partner that way