#fun lil thing

[doodliydoos]

[astrat98]

[cheesyjester]

For each new follower I get, I shall decorate a single tiny Jevil bean in a unique outfit from the other example 👇 down here

This is up close, and I have 30 of these lil beans to give outfits to (and you don't have to stay a follower btw, if you just wanna see me decorate one with a cute lil outfit and Don't wanna be a follower, that's all good too! ^^)

See? These poor naked little Jevil's need some outfits, soooo I'll give all of them an outfit until they're all gone >:3 (if you aren't a new follower, and would like to see a specific outfit drawn on one just dm me or comment and I'll do it)

[appri-dot]

well, who broke it @that-other-dead-person @battlefordreamisiand @partysol-the-umbrella-wielder

[deheerkonijn]

Two New Mod Fics Where They All Show Their Asses A Little Bit! (except for Gimli, he’s perfect)

@roselightfairy​ has a little headcanon about the perceived vegetarianism of elves. Very generously she has let me borrow it for modern ‘verse reasons because I love it so much! These two take place in both the early days, and the later days of Legolas and Gimli’s relationship. 

* CW: vomit and talk of the meat processing industry - please tread carefully if these are sensitive topics for you!

substitutions: add $1.50 

T+ for swearing :>

He’s clearly been carefully cultivating his annoyance, but so has Legolas. He whips around and tosses his sleek hair over his shoulder with as much haughty disdain as he can muster.

“I’m sorry, who the fuck are you?”

He is a Man. A tall man, even taller than Legolas, with an only-sort-of-fitting button up shirt and a scowl under a scruffy beard and mustache. The stranger’s well-worn crow’s feet squeeze at the edges of his eyes as he squints, and he’s about to say something, but then -

“Ah - Legolas!” Gimli appears at Legolas’ elbow, and does his best to make insinuating himself between the two look casual. “Oh and I see you’ve met my supervisor. Éomer, this is my fiancé, Legolas.”

Meat’s Back on the Menu by Roselightfairy

T+ for barfing :(

The boy’s eyes meet Éomer’s and he could swear for a second that they share a moment of exasperation. Éomer tries to cast him an understanding smile – he’s sorry about his dinner companion. He thinks it comes across fine; the boy rolls his eyes just a little before heading off into the kitchen.

Legolas turns his attention back to his menu once the boy is gone, scowling at the pages as though they have offended him. “You know,” he comments, “if they would just offer one single decent vegetarian option . . .”

* CW: vomit and talk of the meat processing industry - please tread carefully if these are sensitive topics for you!

[burning-memory-ask]

DISCLAIMER:

I cannot emphasize enough, how much this isn’t, by any means, canon. I am not even trying to claim that I think half of the stuff in this fancomic are canon. In fact, I will go out of my way, and say I think it’s rather inaccurate, though I utilize canon information.

CONTENT WARNINGS:

The story of this blog will contain

. Depictions of alcoholism

. Death (on and offscreen)

. Blood 

. Car accident / Drunk driving

. Depictions and Allusions to Mental illnesses (some of which are  coincidental)

VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED. 

Also some basic rules for askers, because I have a few boundaries:

. You can be rude to the characters, don’t be rude to me

. IRL personal problems are beyond my nonexistent paygrade, unless we know each other to some capacity.

. No smut. In general. I’m ace and repulsed by that stuff.

[ubersaur]

Reblog and tag with ur OC’s favorite color, animal, and fruit. 

[thebardisabird]

@karamatcha tagged me :>  Answer the questions, and tag 20 followers 

Name: Bard

Nicknames: Mama Bard, Bardy, whatever else you’d like to call me

Height: 5′7″

Orientation: simple ol’ cishet woman

Nationality: This is so confusing for me because my citizenship was in Germany first??? I guess I’m American. Idk, I’m mostly Puerto Rican (with Taine lineage) and a nice spice of Haitian 

Favorite Fruit: strawberries, pineapples, mangoes

Favorite Season: Summer

Favorite Flower: Tigerlilies and roses 

Favorite Animal: CATS OF ALL KINDS!

Favorite Color: Red, surprisingly.

Favorite Scent: This almond beard butter my boyfriend uses ughh it’s so good. Runner up is my momma’s favorite perfume Dulce and Gabanna Light Blue

Coffee, Tea or Hot Chocolate: Bubble Tea and Hot Chocolate pls

Dog or Cat Person: I’ve always loved cats, but dogs are such a good in this world, I hate this question. 

Favorite Fictional Character: At this point? It’s probably definitely Karamatsu lol 

Number of Blankets You Sleep With: One nice big comforter! 

Dream Trip: Turks and Caicos 

Blog Created: August of 2017!

Number of Followers: 793 I think? 

Random Fact: I can bellydance! 

i tag: @bellamyrocks @mickeycookies @megchan87 @thescarlettbitch @sleepyichi @choromatchu @ichimuppet @peachybrie