#funk speaks

[calcitefunk]

see now y'all can blame @sapphicfeedist because I was about to write more fat Ilya for my ao3 fic right now and then she got me thinking about a Rose/Svetlana moment where Rose has to gain weight for a role and is scared Svetlana wont like it but actually she loves it and jumps her skin as soon as she can see her beautiful amazing actress girlfriend...

I can't say much more but just know that I am writing something,,,

[calcitefunk]

Hi there,

I hope this email finds you well 💌

I’m reaching out in regard to your recent inquiry about a position at Chubby Shane Hollander Inc. I am pleased to be able to offer you the position of VP of Communications. We here at CSH think you would be a wonderful addition to the team, and would be thrilled to have you on board should you choose to accept. Please let me know before COB EST and we’ll get you set up for next week starting Monday. Corner office for you as well!

Best,

Slut F. Glut

CEO

Sent from my iPhone

Hello,

Becoming a part of CSH inc. is the highest honor, and I readily accept the position of VP of Communications 🫡 a corner office and cookie cake, what more could I ask for? Thank you our humble CEO for reaching out and starting all this, I think we will go on to have many profitable quarters!

Thank you for your time,

Calcite Funk

VP of Communications (!!!!!)

[calcitefunk]

I’m Cal, 24 and FA. I’m fat and proud, I weigh 370lbs. I’ve been in the Feedism community for a few years, I post pictures sometimes under the “funk belly” tag.

I’m queer and I use she/her pronouns. My ask box is open for questions/comments/teasing, I’d also love to make friends in this community.

I am the VP of Communications at Chubby Shane Hollander Inc. and I write about Heated Rivalry wg on this blog, anything I write will be under the tags “chubby Shane Hollander” or “chubby Ilya Rozanov”.

This account is NOT SAFE for:

Minors

Trump/Elon/ICE supporters

Any bigotry

That’s it.

[calcitefunk]

To the anon who sent me the ask about ilya/shane and rose/lana: I see it and I'm working on it!!!! (and tysm for sending it omggg) Also, the pin you sent me in a separate ask for the rose landry ref wasn't working, try sending it again? I've made it so you can send pictures in the asks now.

[calcitefunk]

Spent my day swimming and hanging out with my friends I’m so tireddd but I wanted to write >:( tomorrow is gonna be a self care and writing day for sure

[calcitefunk]

Happy pride I’m going to a queer club that plays heated rivalry sex scenes on their tvs and they’re playing them tonight baby I feel blessedddd

[funkygunkyflunk]

They should invent a shower that isn’t so loud to drop things in

[funkygunkyflunk]

The inherent eroticism of using large equipment