#funniest memory

[musclvr4972]

Day 7

[bitchimightbeeme]

Funniest Memory of Last Year

Would probably be in the locker room. Me and one of my my best friends, who are both openly bisexual, usually changed right next to each other. It was one of the shortened days of the school year where we didn't have to change. I was really tire from having stayed up the night before, and was laying down. She took my head and put it on her lap (as a pillow ya feel) and started playing on her phone. I noticed out of the corner of my eye that one of the white, pretty blonde girls (we all know one), lets call her A, looked really disgusted and was whispering to her friend as she unpacked her bag. Her friend then turned around and boldly asked right to our faces, "Are you two dating? You look so cute together." She and I laughed, and said no. A glared at her friend, and went back to whatever. Random, but it was nice to see someone stick up for us. But seriously, fuck A. She was always a bitch.

[rootintootinputin23]

Sometimes when I feel sad, I think about what someone did to this really annoying freshman. So he was like annoying me and this person so she played a joke on him saying that she was 42 and lived in a whiskey sign with her 3 kids. The whiskey sign was outside a liquor store. The funny part? He actually believed it.

He got frustrated and went away after a while and wanted to go to the gym instead of bothering us in the auditorium. Now we just laugh about it.