Parking at the new hospital is apparently absolutely feral. We got SO EXCITED at the thought of free staff parking, but it turns out that to utilise this parking, you must embark upon the Climb of Horror, in which you join an immense line of cars to get in through THE ONE SOLITARY ENTRANCE, then must coil yourself around and around in an ever-upwards direction, because it's multi-level, but watch out, because it's also very tight, but watch out, because the entire parking facility is also on an ANGLE if you happen to have to park in one of the bays on a slope, but WATCH OUT, because there are people who want to reverse into their bay, so the car in front of you may suddenly put their reverse lights on, and you are part of a giant snake of cars leading down and out through the ONE SOLITARY ENTRANCE, so you cannot in fact go back. But don't worry! If you need to leave rapidly, you can just join the cars going the other way! And become part of the procession leading down to the ONE SOLITARY EXIT.
Oh, and don't worry about those e-bike chargers on the bottom level. You only need to think about those if you have an e-bike, or one of the chargers catches fire (which never, ever happens), in which case your car will be flambéed! And yes, yes, yes, people for SOME REASON kept bringing up issues with, you know, all of the above, as long ago as 18 months by one account, but do you know how hard it is to plan a hospital that doesn't create a daily employee PvP death match? It's, like. Hard. Evidently.
As for the fires, well. I mean, a lot of doctors have Teslas now. Really we should just make peace with the fact that SOME cars in SOME places might get accidentally exploded eventually.
