Aug 26, 2018
My funeral: *plays Only Angel by Harry Styles*
Me:
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My funeral: *plays Only Angel by Harry Styles*
Me:
LMAO JUST LOOK WHAT I'VE DONE
Harry: Love, breakfast is ready
Louis: *comes to the kitchen*
Louis: Soo what have you cooked?
Harry: Chicken wrapped in Parma ham stuffed with a bit of mozzarella cheese
Louis: ...
Louis: ....
Louis: You gotta be kiddin me
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Harry: OH DAMN MAYBE I SHOULD GO TO THE GAY CLUB WHERE COWBOYS HERE OH BABY YEEEAAH
IM LAUGHING
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I react faster to the beginning of a One Direction song than I do to a ball flying towards my face
Preparation the night before for a one direction concert is going to be more intense than the night before your wedding day. You'll care more for the concert, I'll guarantee you.
Larries are the most talented with technology. Soon we will be having holograms of Larry and Larry robots. Just wait and see. You heard it first.