Robert Irwin made sure he got the perfect picture of his sister’s engagement by reenacting a faux proposal for the big surprise.
🤣 This kid
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Robert Irwin made sure he got the perfect picture of his sister’s engagement by reenacting a faux proposal for the big surprise.
🤣 This kid
ITS TIME ITS TIME ITS T I M E
NO IT’S TOO EARLY STOP RIGHT THERE
IT’S TIME
IT IS TIME
IT’S TIME
IT’S TIME
IT’S TIME
IT’S TIME
IT’S NOT TIME IT’S JULY
IT’S TIME
IT’S TIME
IT’S TIME
IT’S TIME
IT’S TOO DAMN EARLY. STOP.
ITS TIME. ITS BEEN TIME FOR MONTHS.
IT’S TIME GUYS
ITS TIME
IT’S TIME Y’ALL
IT IS TIME
ITS TI M E
HAPPY HALLOWEEN FUCKERS
ITS TIME
ITS TIME YOU FUCKERS
IT’S TIME ASSHOLES
ITS TIME
Its time my friends
IT’S FUCKING TIME
IT’S TIME
TO GET SPOOPY
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THE TIME IS HERE :D
THE MAJESTIC DANCE OF THE SKELETONS
ITS TIME
SPOOKY TIME
Here's pics of it happening btw
Can we please just-
So i went on a date to a haunted house and made friends with the girls behind us. As we’re going through, one of them is holding my hand and a guy leaps out and separates us. I panic as my date is pulling me along, I reach back for her and grab her hand in a group of three other performers and start getting out if there. After a bit I look back to check on her and I discover I’m holding the hand of a six foot tall zombie creature and not a 5'2" girl.
Cue the most terrifying realization of my life.
I had basically kidnapped this performer from his section and abandoned the girl and her friend behind us.
Yes, I screamed. My date thought it was Hilarious.
Yes, we found the girls. Turns out when I grabbed the performers hand, he grabbed theirs so our group wouldn’t be separated. So there was just this zombie in the middle of our group line for like fifty feet
This is like a Scooby Doo bit I love it
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You: 10 million fireflies Me, a German: 99 Luftballons
we have this fantastic expression in german and I don’t know where it comes from but basically instead of saying that you want a song that goes hard you can just say “the bass has to FUCK”
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as a german kid i Used to wonder why our radio stations like to play the american national anthem so much until a friend explained to me that Country Roads Take Me Home is not in fact you guys’ national hymn…
In Poland we don’t say “fist bump” we say “żółwik” which literally translates to “little turtle” and I think that’s beautiful
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When you're falling in a forest and there's nobody around Do you ever really crash, or even make a sound? 🍃 #throwback #spooky #forest #feelingwitchy (hier: Kielce, Poland) https://www.instagram.com/p/BpevHldHV0g/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=13dwmmw68zpq9
Mirror, mirror on the wall… 🔮 #mirrorcheck (hier: Hessen, Germany) https://www.instagram.com/p/Boy_18NHwNi/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=vihwtlp4mwsl
We don't know where we're going But we know where we belong #studienfahrt #abi19 #croatia #🇭🇷 (hier: Rovinj) https://www.instagram.com/p/BoRR6h4nkDU/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1hrbo1ooxkmzq
you know a joke that never EVER gets old is when a character says smth like “I will NOT go to [place] and that is FINAL” and then it cuts to them in that place I eat that shit up every single time
i’m watching an art theft documentary and they’re interviewing this art history professor from new york who was asked to go with the fbi to authenticate a rubens that had been stolen but it was a sting operation so they had to pretend like they weren’t the fbi, that they were some private buyer about to pay $3.5 million for it, and the fbi was like “this is a VERY delicate operation because you never know how they will react to what you have to say so let the agent do all of the talking, don’t say a word to anyone just nod if it’s the rubens, the last operation we did the guy in your position got shot because things went wrong in a second” and then it cuts to the professor’s interview and he says “i wasn’t going to fly down to miami to be a part of an undercover fbi sting operation to handle what could be rubens’s aurora and just NOT say anything. i was gonna have to ad lib a little” and then he tells the interviewer that when he & the fbi agent got to the hotel while he was examining the painting he started lecturing the other people, first on how badly they had wrapped it, and then about like how it had been painted, the history of it, what the subject was and what she was doing, etc etc, and he was like “i hadn’t taught a class on rubens in 15 years, so for me it was like being back in the classroom except my students couldn’t leave”
at one point during the deal the professor turned to the woman selling it and he said “isn’t this just the most beautiful rubens you’ve ever seen outside of a museum?” (because the fbi had told him earlier that this piece had been stolen from a museum) and THEN he said “where on earth did you get it from?” and the group of people the woman had with her was like taxidermy-fox.png but the woman was like “inheritance” can you IMAGINE the fbi agent about to have a fucking aneurysm when this random guy you’ve brought in just to nod if it’s the right painting not only starts giving an impromptu lecture but then he asks how they got it