Sep 19, 2018
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder
If you don't like what you see
Behold in a different direction
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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder
If you don't like what you see
Behold in a different direction
(Context: We are a small group of friends walking downtown. Friend A stays a bit behind to check out something and this man comes up to him)
Random person: Hey! YOU! *points at friend A* Give me some money!
Friend A: Um, sorry sir, I don't have any change...
Random person: Oh c'mon I'm sure your daddy has some money. Where is he? Go get him.
(Friend A is pretty stressed at this point)
Friend A: I....He is....
Friend B: *goes up to them*
Friend B: *brings Friend A closer*
Friend B: Hi, I'm his Daddy.
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10 Of The Most Brutal Comebacks Ever You’ll Be Glad Weren’t Said To You
10 Of The Most Brutal Comebacks Ever You’ll Be Glad Weren’t Said To You
There’s nothing worse than being on the receiving end of an insult and not being able to think of a killer comeback (although you’ll eventually come up with the best response ever…about three days later). As you can see from this list of comebacks compiled by however, some people have no problem coming up with a snarky, witty, or downright savage retort when the situation requires one. Scroll…
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You: CONFUCIUS! RUN FASTER!!! HE'S GOING TO KILL YOU!!!
Confucius: It does not matter how slow you go as long as you don't stop.
I was going to band yesterday and this guy who messes with everyone walked by and saw I played flute an said "Hey, wanna borrow my flute?" and turned around and said "Thanks, but it is kind of hard to play something so small." and he just sat down and started laughing hysterically. Filled my quota of witty comebacks for the next year.
It's almost okay that they stole the knife.