habitual hobgoblin

my life is a shitpost and I'm the author *local pirate* gender void

[doityourselfbombs]

every day I have to make decisions

[snottysocks]

so we're all just fighting for our lives, huh?

[jaruis]

Witch Hands Atelier.

[kingcriccket]

you CANNOT read too much old timey fiction because I was playing Raft with the lads this morning and without a THOUGHT said we could sail over to another island "if the wind would consent to blow" & let me tell you. This did not pass by unremarked.

[rainyydoves]

[pathetic-gamer]

sent this post to my spouse

[mysterioussinkhole]

A solid 70% of Witch Hat Kitchen is Qifrey and Olruggio being like "we need to be careful so the girls dont catch on to our special secret adult alone time".

And the special secret adult alone time is them smoking fish or making frapps or some shit.

[officialspec]

susie and tenna burger enjoyment

[yeahiwasintheshit]

[wdarlingyap]

"But I don't like the ending/the character/the plot point. I would have done it differently."

Yes. Good. Go get a pen. This is where it begins.

[meheer1234567890]

Oh Yeah

[importantcatpics]

[weepingwidar]

Gérard Dubois (French, 1968) - Moby Dick (2023)

[eleilinnrallin]

This is a reminder for those who handmake Christmas presents that now is not too early to start. It may in fact be a good time to start if you have a lot to make/your craft takes a long time. You should maybe start it now, whether that's brainstorming or actually doing the crafts!

[newtsoftheworldunite]

Translating this into tumblr's preferred public service announcement format for this kind of alert:

[kimberlychapman]

Or this preferred Tumblr announcement system:

[nachosforfree]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

The radius and ulna are among my favourite bones specifically because they do this

[jessica-problems]

I hate this. I hate that they do this. I think about this every time I rotate my wrist. It seems like the sort of thing that would go wrong in all sorts of horrible ways and leave a bone sticking out of my skin. and yet it keeps happening. every day of my life.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I rotate my arms regularly just because I like it when they do this.

[aberrantemotion]

iiiiiii dont. think thats how bones work

[frankencanon]

Here are two videos on Reddit demonstrating how the radius bone rotates around the ulna bone: link / link

[aberrantemotion]

Yeah i doubt someone would make these gifs for the purpose of an online joke so I have no choice but to believe it

[invisible-goats]

i have a degree is bones (bioarchaeology) this is how bones work and i hate it

[convenient-plot-device]

For fellow autistic people who aren't sure whether this is a joke: I asked my mother, who has an MD, and she said this is in fact how those bones rotate

[nachosforfree]

You also can either use Google or Literally Just Feel Your Arm Where The Bones Are

[nachosforfree]

This post continues to piss me off because of the number of people who are disturbed or in denial about this extremely simply checkable fact. If you can't handle your arm bones rotating, how the fuck can you be prepared to find out that when doctors do abdominal surgery they just shove your intestines back in there, and the intestines wiggle their way back into place? What about the fact that your eyeballs are on a separate immune system from the rest of your body and need to be hidden from your main immune system so it doesn't start attacking them. Do you even know that digestion should be an extremely painful process but your brain just blocks it out? You people disgust me

[foodffs]

Homemade Sourdough Pasta

Follow for recipes

Is this how you roll?

[deoxoid]

his wife has filled THEIR house with ANTIQUES. to AVOID DAMAGING HER VALUABLES i fuck him on the floor

[thememedaddy]

[itssquidbian]

feminist retelling shoulsnt be the woman does some girlboss shit femist retelling is she does the same stuff except u actually give a shit abt her perspective and thoughts and feelings as a human being this time

[honeyxmonkey]

Avatar Aang, age 17, once got clocked in the face by Firelord Zuko, age 20, because he forgot Zuko is deaf in his left ear and has no peripheral vision on that side either. And made the mistake of not announcing he was right next to Zuko, resulting in jumpscaring the Firelord and being on the receiving end of Zuko's fight or flight response. Unfortunately for Aang, Zuko always chooses "fight".

[muffinlance]

Aang goes down and somewhere in Zuko's hindbrain, a millisecond before he properly processes the situation, his inner ponytail!prince starts shouting FINALLY FUCKING CAUGHT THE AVATAR

Fortunately what comes out is just fuck fuck fuck

[emziess]

Legally Blonde dir. Robert Luketic First released 13th July 2001