#funny cringe

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You know what? In honour of Undertale’s Anniversary, I have some(funny/cringey) things to share: lo and behold, upcoming YEARS old videos/drawings my kid self made all those years ago. Feel free to point and laugh! (Post 2)

Oh lawd she’s gripping that spear for dear life

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Well anon, this was a wild ride. And lemme tell you this is my second time making this post becuase tumblr is very prissy about only ten images per post... anyway.

There was three littles in that "system" of theirs and it was a bit uncomftorable to say the least.

There was a lot more alters and kins but again, image limit. But along with a Zacharie alter, there was a Batter alter.

I absolutly cannot belive that there is system dating or marriage or whatever and above all that, with Sans and Zacharie.

I have no idea what the hell a Magigirl/boy is but this person and I belive one or two of their "alters" identifies as that and, I don't trust like that.

Last but not least, I don't know what Jojo did to them but, they said Dio Brando's don't interact and honestly, I kin that.

Jokes aside this person is just, well a mess to say the least and I'm glad you got away from that

Also, Jyushi and Chihiro don't deserve this.

-Mondo

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You know what? In honour of Undertale’s Anniversary, I have some(funny/cringey) things to share: lo and behold, upcoming YEARS old videos/drawings my kid self made all those years ago. Feel free to point and laugh! (Post 1)

A 2018(aging me at 11 years old) school writing assignment made undertale fallen human fanfic(because that’s literally all I could think about)

Under the cut since it’s not exactly short. Also transcribed to the best of my ability(it was handwritten); I chose to preserve the grammar/spelling etc mistakes to really convey the childhood charm of the piece

Unfortunately for his older sister, Max was very adventurous, brave and, ready-for-an-adventure; his older sister, Lilly, was rather responsible and patient with her little brother, yet, still persevered to keep him safe, no matter how annoying he could be. One morning, Max burst into Lilly’s room,

“Lizz! Lizz!” shouted Max pulling the duvet off Lizzy “Get up!”

„ugh…What is it Max?”

„Get up! Dressed up! We’re going!”

„Where?”

„On an adventure!”

„But where Max?”

„C’mon! Get ready, I’ll be waiting downstairs” Lazily, Lizzy got up and dressed-another one of his little adventures, huh? Last time, I had to save him from a monster, which turned out to be a squirrel! I’ll probably go pack a sharpened stick, just in case, and maybe a notebook and a pencil. She put on her glasses, ready to go downstairs, ready to go to another „adventure”.

„You ready Liz?”

„Yes, Max”

Rolling her eyes, Lizzy and Max went out into the fresh, morning air; as they started walking further and further from the house Lizzy became, more and more agitated with every step,

„Hey, Max! I suppose you asked Mom or Dad about this? I still wonder how you convinced them…”

„Um..well..about that…”, his ears started to become red, they always did when he was lying.

„Max…” murmured Lizzy sternly.

„Well…Um…Look!” exclaimed Max pointing to the tree. „A bird!”

„Ohh god Max this is so wonderful” said Lizzie sarcastically, „just as wonderful as your lying skills!”

„But Lizz-„ moaned Max, tugging her sleeve. „No butts! We’re going home!” argued Lizzie, grabbing Max’s arm firmly. They walked, and walked and walked, their legs got heavier, and heavier, and heavier. After, it slowly began to get cold, Max was told that they were walking in circles, by Lizzie, (she always said things like that.).

They soon came across a mountain, but that mountain was no ordinary mountain; anyone who climbed it was said to dissapear. Everybody knew the rhyme:

*11 yo me proceeds to shamelessly rip that one undertale song/rhyme that starts with „Long ago, far away, centuries before our day,”. I still remember the sheepish awkward grin on my face as I attempted to convince the teacher this wasn’t plagarism*

Unfortunately, Lizzy and Max didn’t know that rhyme; Max suggested they climb the mountain, to get a better view. Hesitantly and reluctantly, Lizzy agreed to the plan, therefore they both climbed up the green, rocky mountain. As they got to a little cave-in, they decided to rest for a while, because the mountain was quite steep and rocky.

Looking out into the sunset, Lizzy chatted with Max,

„I’m sorry!” cried Max, hugging Lizzy.

„Don’t cry, Max! It’ll be ok, but for now I think we should sleep”

„But Where?”

„Maybe, in umm…we could..go further into the cave?” suggested Lizzy, as she carelessly walked into the cave. Reluctantly, Max followed Lizzy. „See Max? It’s all safe-AAAAAHHH!” „Liz!” Max rushed to Lizzy, who was holding onto the edge, a never-ending hole beneath her, filled with never-ending darkness. With all his strength, he held onto Lizzy’s hand, „Don’t…worry…I got…you…huff. puff”

„Max…” whimpered Lizzy silently.

„Huh?”

„Let go…”

„What! No! Never!” argued Max, clutching Lizzy’s wrist.

„I said…Let go!”

„No!”

„You’ll fall if you keep holding onto me!” cried Lizzy furiously. „Never!” RUMBLE! SHAKE!

„Let go! Now!”

„No!”. Without saying a word, Lizzy sliped her hand out…A few minutes passed, before a faitn thud hit the ground. Silence. Sad, sorrowful, silence. He knelt there, vacantly staring at the hole; tears ran down his face, and sorrow filled his heart. SHAKE! RUMBLE! Suddenly, he snapped out of it…But utterly was too late. Just about as he was about to hit the ground…

„Max? Max!” shouted an unknown voice, „Max! Wake up!”. Slowly, Max opened his eyes, and(to his suprise and relief) his eyes saw Lizzy’s face, looming over his, „W-W-What h-happened?”

„I thought I heard crying coming from your room, so I came to check.” Max’s eyes filled with tears, he hugged Lizzy, and told her all about it. Nevertheless, It’s easy to say; Max never would climb a mountain again. (even in his dreams!).

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Screams

Sounds like your typical aphobe kinny. I had already seen hell, so time to go back in.

Already, there's this. Its a horrible meme. 0/10 stars.

Aphobia has actual consequences and body counts due to murder and suicide. Sadly, I am on mobile. But google it, proof is there.

Bad post OP. There's the incels that anon mentioned.

This is...god. Its horrible. At this point, I'm suspicious. No autistic person (including myself) that I know would willingly call people that and say these things. I'm praying for a troll. And...

I KNEW IT!!!

It's a troll blog, guys!

While I disagree with how they troll, thank god there's one less moron.

But guys, if you ever troll...please please please don't use that language. Its deeply offensive and hurtful. That's why this blog is also featured here.

Don't harm, just poke fun.

I'm answering asks, doing my neb, crying and then taking a nap.

-Mod OJ

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Well this was a fucking trip

Already, the username on the blog mentioned was something I feared. It was already edgy...and I could guess what I could see on his blog without even typing in the name. Truth be told, I was right. It was the typical kin blog, all edgy™ and aesthetic. I mean, I'm a edgy tumblr roleplayer but goddang.

Already, nitpicking. I understand that not everywhere is America but...nitpicking. Also do you even live in Italy?

Wait wait what now

There's a very good reason why stories can be written like that, to show the pressures of normal society to confirm and be straight. But the thing is ? I've never seen those stories? Like ever? Honey are you talking about Ao3? That's fanfiction...

ITS THE BIG BANG THEORY. Soy boy is a joke. There's no microcosm in the show. Its comedy. The lead is queer. Seriously, if you don't like parts of the show, don't watch it. Nothing has to be catered to you.

Look at all those kins! Amazing!

Besides the usual kins that everyone on tumblr has - DON'T DO THIS TO MY BOY SPENCER REID. He's a character played by a real person and that's fucking creepy. And he doesn't deserve this? His girlfriend was shot dead in front of him, he doesn't need to find out someone online believes he's him.

(1/2)

-Mod OJ

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My brain physically hurts

Simple enough. Roast this blogger. All the submissions that come here usually have some good stuff, so I knew it was probably gonna be the usual kinny stuff.

Boy...was I wrong.

"Pull my devil trigger."

If that wasn't edgy enough...I'm scared.

MANIPULATIVE ROYALTY KIN?? DUDE.

That's fucked up on so many levels. Y'all try to cry about how abusive manipulaters are, then y'all love to kin something fucking horrible. The fuck??? Shows a lot about you.

NO. THIS IS NOW HOW YOU SUPPORT TRANS PEOPLE. TRANS PEOPLE RARELY USE THEIR BIRTHNAME (Even if gender neutral, they don't want to be associated with the 'past life'), USE MANY NAMES OR ANY OF THAT BULLSHIT. Besides kin being problematic in it if itself, for you to say that being trans is similar to being kin is highly transphobic! Dude.

Always got to have the edgy™ kin.

You support antis and trash on others simply for what they ship, claiming yaoi is disgusting...

Then you reblog this shit.

Dude. Ship and let ship. Gate keeping fiction just hurts others and makes others want to ship more. As long as you aren't going up to IRL men and yelling about how yaoi XD they are (which...doesn't really happen?) do what you wanna do. Seriously.

Of course they were on this bullshit.

My lungs ache. My head is pounding. Get me away from this person. God help us all.

-Mod OJ

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????????????? 

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lmfaooo i happen to be binge watching this show right now 

and uh... uh... granted, i am only on season 4, but i highly doubt meredith’s sister would have a thing for mark sloan. thing is, he’s the guy that meridith’s current boyfriend’s wife cheated with. it’s likely, knowing the show, but this is just funny