Jamie ☾︎✩

• book supremacy • she/her • my IG // _multi.bookworm_ • un-straight • some fandoms I’m in: BBC Merlin, tsc⚔️, soc🧇, rwrb🦃, the brujiverse🥀, PJO🌊, marauders🐾, tsh 📚 classicists fandom📜, LOTR💍

[peachblossom-odyssey]

I’m such a slut for Arthur occasionally catching a glimpse of Merlin’s darker side. A calculating glint to those guileless blue eyes, a measured cunning on that impish face, a touch of venom in that warm voice. Flashes of a fierce intelligence, of hidden cleverness, of sharp insight, of wisdom beyond his years. Never momentous enough to comment on, but enough to stick in Arthur’s mind, enough to drive him to distraction on nights he can’t sleep, wondering what secrets his maddeningly obtuse servant is hiding, wondering why he plays the fool when clearly he’s capable of being more. I think Arthur should be obsessed with Merlin not just as the bumbling friend who needs protection but also the cunning little freak Arthur knows he secretly is

[multi-bookworm]

New discovery made!

You don't require a revealing top to get men to stare or walk up to you. Just wear a TOOL shirt, apparently...

[writing-prompt-s]

Wait, are you telling me you know the Destroyer of Kingdoms? The evil being we've spent years fighting? "Do I know him? That jerk owes me money."

[multi-bookworm]

I love the trope of the furious paranoid detective (figurative or literally) trying to uncover the identity of a miscreant, and who confides in only one person. Unfortunately, and fortunately for the miscreants identity, that someone they confide in is, in fact, the miscreant.

It's the most entertaining trope because, when we sympathise with the miscreant and figure out how awful their disguise is, when the only real individual seeing through the facade is revealed to be that idiot friend of theirs or girlfriends police officer dad who gets farrr to tunnel visioned on things, is figured out by the miscreant, seeing the furious detective quite literally reveal his plan to the miscreant before he does absolutely anything is just FAR too funny.

[multi-bookworm]

Getting sick of the morally grey man doing everything for one woman.

I want to see a morally grey man do everything for WOMEN. like I wonna see this man use his privileges as a male to absolutely lift up and empower any woman he can as if each of them were his greatest love, BUT is driven purely by his morally grey anger at the world for creating this injustice.

I want to see him move mountains and push women through them and punch every misogynist in the face and absolutely never stop because he's so messed up in the head.

[multi-bookworm]

WHAT OMG

[multi-bookworm]

Merlin: *eats cinnamon roll*

Gwaine: cannibalism

Merlin: *confused chewing noises*

[dolphlns]

reblog this with what comes up in your tags when you type gay

[multi-bookworm]

Jesper: why did you give a knife to a child!?

Inej: Wylan felt unsafe

Jesper: now I feel unsafe!

Inej: I'm sorry

Inej: ...would you like a knife?

Jesper: ...

Kaz: *making heart eyes at Inej*

[multi-bookworm]

Quotes from my English Teacher

"God I would hate if mirrors could talk I would look at mine and it would say you are looking really bald today oh wow corey you really need a shave like I KNOW MIRROR I KNOW!"

"They're my year group I can speak to them however I like"

"WHO PUT THE DAMN MIME BOOK BACK ON THE DESK!"

"Are you sure you're smart enough for advanced English, sophie?"

"Who. Took. The mime book. I know one of you did it. It's going in the bin."

"I'm throwing it out! You'll never see it again I'm- WHERE DID IT GO?!?!!"

"Always someone else to blame" *throws piece of paper at sophie*

"Thanks maggie... for nOtHiNg."

*tries to write on a whiteboard with a stylus pen*

"If people say cool shit I suggest you write it down"

"I won't call it blokes and blokey-ness. We won't say that in our essays. Though we will call it masculinity."

"My guilt tripping has wooorrkked."

"Cruella? Is she a villain? ... she's a puppy killer. Thanks for showing your dark side Nevaeh."

"Dalmations are very cute. Nevaeh, there is no backstory to justify puppy killing."

"I'm feeling a bit cheeky. I'm feeling a bit cheeky but I'm also feeling a bit misunderstood."

"Hes definitely good for the lols"

"I know it's a real challenge for you, sophie, to not interrupt people"

[multi-bookworm]

Quotes from my English Teacher PART 2

"my relationship with Billie is like stockholm syndrome.”

“YES IM SEEING OTHER STUDENTS”

“That's chalk and cheese”

*monotone* “Time flies when you're having fuuun.”

“You act as if I'm one of the girls. Sometimes I act as if Im one of the girls, but I'm not one of the girls.”

“don't call them cruel dogs. I'm regretting coming over here.”

“just another person thinking I'm one of the girls.”

“I want to know everyone's triggers… because I just love seeing all of you agitated.”

*Types 'The remorists.'*

*Types 'The remodists.'*

(the board says ‘the removdists’) “you guys know what it's meant to say."

“I'll tell you what, i'm sprinkling around some pearls today. A bit over here and a bit over here”

“Someone better put a hose on me in a minute because i'm on fire”

“Sophies had a lightbulb moment. There's a lightbulb, it's a bit dim. It's a bit dim.”

"Great minds don't wear socks.”

“a nice cosy pleasant scene. FULL OF THINGS TO KILL!”

“I am your option C. C for Corey.”

“My math teacher used to say, "Corey, you need to go for a walk to the fountain of maturity.””

“Cherry, you need to go for a walk to the fountain of maturity.”

“You need to go for a stroll through the garden of self regulation.”

“Take a dip in the ocean of sit there and do your work.”

“ill let you figure out how its meta aware.... Exactly you can't. I'm too clever.”

“I'm proud of that one. I'm pretty chuffed. 'Tumultuous' is a big word.”

[socialjusticeinamerica]

[scout273021]

You’re talking about the Walton family inheritors, y’know those yacht people who’ve never worked a day in their lives

[smokeydabear420422]

[viking369]

And no, I'm not being intolerant, you're being a shitwit.

[multi-bookworm]

I sent this to my dad who is an overt conspiracy theorist and he said "You cannot stop someone from disagreeing with you. Also it's prudent to under stand that data is often biased and facts are easily manufactured"

Like boi you just proved my point. Also i replied "so are conspiracy theories"

[multi-bookworm]

I think we should normalise asking out homophobic people if you are the same sex or gender as them. Extra points for being REALLY cute about it, I'm talking blushing, looking away, stuttering.

What the hell are they gonna do?

[multi-bookworm]

Let's be clear because guys, I don't think you understand...

The "system" which oppresses us and glorifies you is not just, like, exactly what you imagine when you think of systems: institutions. It began as that, (education, care, work systems, war, politics) in the beginning, which was a longgg time ago which systemically oppressed women, and since then was no longer contained by "institution" but leaked into/spead into a paradigm, mindset and IDEOLOGY, which is just inevitable but I don't think you realise just how much you still conform to it.

When we say this system which oppresses us we mean all systems, not just institutions, like, relationships: family systems, men between men, which can be a very dangerous mix sometimes, because it soo strongly prides this oppressive behaviour whether you are aware of it or not. I've seen soooo many guy friends go from feminist to misogynist like that because they hang around one. wrong. guy. You just don't realise how deep this mindset runs and you need to be strong to fight it, still.

I also believe this is very linked into the rational /logical part of the brain, how for the last 500 years we've been significantly focused on science and education, the Enlgihtenment until now has met a men racing only against each other because women could not go to school up until the 1900s, and i think theres been a misrepresentation of logic due to boundless pride and respect in this field, leading to men generally thinking they are being logical and speaking facts, but really they are opinions or perspectives.

It's not an attack on you, but the reason you hear so often "I mate men" from women, is because very likely in every institution/system/place she's faced or seen a form of sexism towards women. The thing I think men really need to do is analyse how they think, what their thought processes are a lot more and need to analyse them more deeply because it feels like you are blinded by your own unintentional prejudices, because we can't move the world's misogynistic mindset, only you can if you think like a woman.

[multi-bookworm]

Percy: heyyyyyyy NEEK.

Nico: oh god what now

Percy, holding a rolled up poster and stress ball: just checking up on my bud... sayyyy did you hear they installed a therapist???? 👀

Nico: oh no. Hell no-

Percy: it can teach you reallyy good skills to manage self-critical tendencies-

Nico: Percy no-

Percy: maybe its good to open up-

Nico: percy go away!

Percy: WHY WONT YOU JUST LOVE YOURSELF

*drops the poster and stress ball in front of Nico and storms out*

[multi-bookworm]

I think we should normalise asking out homophobic people if you are the same sex or gender as them. Extra points for being REALLY cute about it, I'm talking blushing, looking away, stuttering.

What the hell are they gonna do?

[smokeydabear420422]

[viking369]

And no, I'm not being intolerant, you're being a shitwit.

[multi-bookworm]

Being a woman sounds like an awful "would you rather."

Like, would you rather bleed from your vagina and face unfixable bloating and pain which can vary from minor to medically intense for 6 days roughly every 28 days (meaning not exactly, meaning you can often never predict or prepare for it) until you are 51 years old. Also you cannot tell people about this, you must hide it even if it is extreme in public places, and buy specialised products (one which is a small daiper and the other which you must insert up your vagina like a plug) which are always expensive.

Or, vomit every morning for 14 weeks, then become enlarged, and then face progressive intense pain for a week, then a pain worse than death as what made you enlarged must be extracted from inside you after 9 months of all of this. Also it breaks and stretches your hip bones to be able to squeeze something the size of a watermelon out of your vagina. Then you become incredibly depressed for what could range from a couple months to a couple years if untreated. But you only need to go through this 3 to 5 times in your life. But imagine that each one affects your life on top of the next one.