#funny rant

[lyricamaxing]

Hey guys so super funny silly happy joy haha crazy thing happened

I DROPPED MY IPAD AND THE SCREEN SHATTERED 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹 YAY 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

Basically any art like yumetober or art trades will be on a haitus until i get it fixed/get a new one which MIGHT take a while cuz money is tight!!!!! However i will still be yapping abt my newfound hyperfixations and yumeships such as Danganronpa and Eddsworld cuz yk not all is lost

[strange-case-of-geek-clown]

My friend who’s not a big super fan just went to go see the new movie and I was informing him about my favorite character from the comics/other media (Kon ❤️) and I forgot how religious and golden retriever coded he was to the point I thought I’d have to explain the birds and the bees to him.

[clomas607]

(Funny warning rant incoming. Watch your back, kids!) I’m just here to politely (instantly proven wrong) ask you Red McArthur fans out there,

TO NOT WATCH THE BEGINNING OF THE NEWEST SOUTH PARK EPISODE! READ IT ON THE WIKI INSTEAD!

YOU WILL THANK ME LATER! PROTECT YOUR EYES. THOSE AI GENERATED VIDEOS OF RED AT THE BEGINNING DOING SUCH DASTARDLY DEEDS WILL TRAUMATIZE YOU FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE! YOU WILL BE ASKING FOR BLEACH UNTIL YOU BECOME BLIND! AND IF ANY OF YOU DRAW FANART BASED ON THOSE SCENES I SWEAR TO-(gets put in straight jacket)

(3 HOURS OF THERAPY LATER…)

DON’T WATCH THOSE MONSTROSITIES CREATED BY BUTTERS, @dailyredmcarthur, @red-becca, AND ALL MY FAVORITE RED FANS OUT THERE! I BEG YOU! THERAPY WILL NOT SAVE YOU! IMAGINE IF KEVIN OR ANNIE SAW THAT VIDEO! THEY WOULD REACH FOR THE NEAREST REVOLVER AT POINT AT THEIR FREAKING EAR AND KILL THEMSELVES LIKE THIS (i love this gif by the way)

(Sorry for scaring all you little ones out there. Always thinking about this kids) That is all carry on with your day. (walks away whistling)

[sholawilde]

[fl0wertreelol]

The show isn't enough, I need it to be injected into my bloodstream

[candaiseangeeell]

oh!

tumblr fanfics scare me sometimes. like, the dom readers get me scared to the point where I have to take a 30 second break before reading the next goddamn letter 😭 I'm all for dom readers, but the descriptions make me ascend like that despicable me meme asgsjab😭 anyways, that's a mini rant

[ghost--simon--riley]

The mod is yelling at a roach calling all types of mean names and started spraying it with air freshener and they just started beating it with air freshener they said that the roach had it coming because it was one of the flying ones

[amedlia-is-me]

i was drawing sua earlier and my mom was there and said she looked like a lesbian😭💔🙏 so i told her she was and then i said guess what and i was gonna tell her that she dies but she said "what you're also a lesbian" GUYS WHAT IS WRONG WITH HER she also said if i wore a closet cosplay of dazai i'd look like a lesbian is she catching on (im ace)