READ IT. IMPORTANT
okay this is CRAZYY GUYS. look. I hate people who are in a relationship. They seem too fucking happy. And I hate those ones who are very publicly romancing SO FUCKING MUCH. LIKE WHO GAVE THEM THE RIGHTS TO SMOOCH IN THE FUCKING MALL OR EVEN THE FUCKING ROAD. Ok I'm calm.
Anyways. Buttt... tbh I just realised that the couples actually help the world
THINK ABOUT IT
Because of couple, 2 people travel in the same car. So, there less pollution. But, if they breakup, they'll have to travel in two different vehicles. If this happens to a LOT of couples, there be SO MUCH TRAFFIC! So more traffic leads to more pollution. More pollution leads to global warming. Global warming leads to ozone depletion. Ozone depletion leads to UV rays coming into earth. UV rays leads to blindness cancer and ultimately, DEATH. And death of humans leads to shit happening and the world will collapse
YSo guys. As much as I HATE fucking smooching kissing couples. They actually have a use. Unlike the single people like me whose only job is to fucking scroll through Tumblr ALL YEAR AND LIFE
But I still plead couples to stop romancing in the middle of nowhere. I love you!
Sincerely,
Your gay friend.
