#funny suggestions

[fleurangelic]

/ my girl wants to

- garden all the time -

- garden all the time -

- garden all the tiiiiiiiiime - /

[a-collection-of-suggestions]

Maybe I just want to place a rock gently on my datemate's head, just to watch them try not to laugh at the ridiculousness of it and then fail.

[princesuggestions]

Whoever said t’is better to have loved and lost than to never have loved at all... was a twat.

[southernbellegaming]

So I logged on to my Amazon Smile today...

Two days ago, I ordered some storage solutions, as you can see in the recently viewed items picture. Apparently once you do that, you’ve crossed the Rubicon.

I guess they assume the stress of assembling these storage units inevitably signals the downward turn your life is about to take. No one can survive the emotional turmoil of cube organizers without picking up a “habit”. Or perhaps only people who’s lives are about to spiral out of control ever shop for this sort of shelving.

Either way, this leads their algorithm to start offering you sterile water, needles and a tourniquet.

I feel a little scared, like that time a store computer knew someone was pregnant before they did. Is Amazon telling me that this is my future, so they just want to help me stock up?

I... I don’t even know what to do with this suggestion @amazon