#funny vampires

[emilycastlevania]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Vampire Memes

responds to bad news by turning into a swarm of bats

responds to good news by turning into a pack of rats

*anyone dies* that’s cultural appropriation

dramatically overstates age

can’t believe i lived through the invention of agriculture for this shit

dramatically understates age

what do you want from me i’m like 9

Daylight savings is sanguivoriphobic

*dracula voice* i vant you to shut up

“Someone nail my coffin shut k thnx”

 overuses memes, but from the summer of 2003

constant complaining about young people baby boomers 

Catholicism is sanguivoriphobic 

hipster music collection but instead of vinyl records, 17th cent music boxes 

“you have to listen on the original medium or it’s just not the same”

vampire clickbait: remove bloodstains from ANY surface

*checks the red cross website for coupons* 

olive garden is sanguivoriphobic

“I personally was jack the ripper” 

[iceprincelebrat]

I got bored I can’t draw faces.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

vampires refuse to develop social skills, anything awkward goes down they just turn into a swarm of bats

[ghostlywhitepumpkin]

Weird Things All Vampire Couples Do

[eclectic-domino]

This how people see me when I try to be friendly...