#vampire joke

[officalpreacherboy]

You need to expand your horizon of friends because the people u hang with are questionable especially SOME BLOOD SUCKER WHO WONT BE NAMED

..I don’t really like yer’ tone, I can decide who I hang out with just fine stranger I don’t need coddling..

N’ sure Remmick Is..Questionable, but he tries t’ steer himself In the right direction. Who would I be t’ deny him a second chance?

[plushvampie]

Peer review? Uhhmm ok… they all suck

[thebestworstidea]

A page of sketches from playing Baldur's Gate. I love Karlach and her interactions with the other characters.

Then there's my TAV Wolfe, who is trolling Astarion because I saw a tumblr post and thought that would be funny.

[the-random-hamlet]

Not Mine. Thought to Share.

[chederick]

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring

GARLIC PHONE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[doctor-catpi]

This joke that one me 3 prize at my school for a joke contest.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Stop 👏 telling 👏 vampires 👏 to 👏 smile!!!

[maybe-im-dark]

Random person: "Wow your skin is so perfectly smooth. Have you had plastic surgery?"

Lestat: "No it's all natural. Well, supernatural."