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I flirt like a Victorian ghost: sad, vague, and mostly in your walls. - Snacc

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A Petition To God

I’m brainstorming for the next universe update and need some ideas. Everyone please comment with one change in the next update (e.g a new color named blurger, time travelling cats, or a random citizen named Benjamin who does nothing but take up space [No one likes Benjamin])

Winner of the contest will be awarded one (1) new type of smell named after them. The winning suggestion will be added to a petition. One the petition gets over 2 billion signatures, we will have Laura make a formal request to the Almighty Sky God.

Rules:

1. All suggestions must be legitimate (No trolls, orcs, or those weird things that work for Santa Claus)

2. Suggestions must be submitted prior to the day of judgment (next Tuesday)

Good luck everyone,

Dave

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My Pet Booger

I love my small pet booger he is so small and squishy you might say he is gross and you might say he is icky But I love my small pet booger I found him in a ravine his texture is like fine lotion he is a grayish green. I keep him in a tank and I feed him cucumbers. He likes it wet and dank and this fact is no wonder My friends say he’s a slug but I think that they’re wrong I think slugs are very gross Hence my booger song! My Booger likes it when it rains and we make paper boats. And then we go and play outside and he has no need for a coat. He will slide and ooze around and I’ll sail boats right by the gutter I make sure to not step on my pet (If I do, I think he’ll sputter.) But I love my small pet booger even though he may seem gross And another fact about my pet? My Boogers name is Carlos. Ava Nerio (myquestformeestaceesm)